HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!

[E.O.T.]

 This thread is for when yer crackin out on tha board and there's no one else there. Do with it what you will.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still wondering what you were doing awake all night.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm still wondering what you were doing awake all night.

My shit is contagious.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In the spirit of this thread:

This morning I ate two one-month-old soft-boiled eggs to see if they fuck up my digestive system.

If yes, then the tragic reality will be that I can no longer eat eggs of any age. And that will suck. A lot.

[E.O.T.]

IT'S

          1:35 something A.M.

AND

          i'm drunk and using yer thread

ALSO

          the local rag "Willamette Weekly" wanted to write an article on your 'moustache' flyer but you couldn't be bothered to call them back.

ARE YOU

          wut? too ?

[E.O.T.]

HEY NIGEL

          i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

          a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input  )

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HEY NIGEL

         i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

         a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input   )

You have got to be hung-over as hell this morning. I went to bed at ten, got up at 7 and feel dandy.

I am always in favor of hot uniforms. Hook me up.

[Doktor Howl]

This morning I was woken up by 5 different managers, each one breathelessly wanting to tell me about the problem a foreman had already told me about, and that had been fixed a full FIVE HOURS EARLIER.  YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.

This fucking shit will NOT be tolerated.  Since I can't have the sleep I desperately need, then they get NO FUCKING HVAC FOR A WEEK.  Freeze in your offices in the morning, and cook in them at noon, piggies.  Fucking bastards.  I'm going to enjoy this shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This morning I was woken up by 5 different managers, each one breathelessly wanting to tell me about the problem a foreman had already told me about, and that had been fixed a full FIVE HOURS EARLIER.  YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.

This fucking shit will NOT be tolerated.  Since I can't have the sleep I desperately need, then they get NO FUCKING HVAC FOR A WEEK.  Freeze in your offices in the morning, and cook in them at noon, piggies.  Fucking bastards.  I'm going to enjoy this shit.

I wish you could record their misery.

[Storebrand]

HEY NIGEL

          i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

          a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input  )

Bombe - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombe  /   Bomba -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomba

I read this and lol'd.