Really Real Musicians

[Doktor Howl]

GENUINE

Justin Bieber:  http://www.vevo.com/watch/justin-bieber/baby/USUV71000127  <--- heave warning.

Justin Bieber is REAL because he has Blacks and Hispanics around him, helping him get his girl back.

AUTHENTIC

Justin Timberlake:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHYDkvRB2Y&feature=related  

Justin Timberlake is REAL because he carts a dozen Black guys around with him to tell you how REAL he is before he performs.

THE REAL DEAL

Taylor Swift:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMqcFAigRg

Taylor Swift is REAL because she plays guitar.  Well, not really.  But mimes it.  That's pretty REAL.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like Justin Timberlake. 

I don't know who those other two are, though.

[BabylonHoruv]

Now that Justin Timberlake does comedy I actually really enjoy his stuff.

[bds]

I like Taylor Swift, to be honest. Although perhaps not her acting.

EDIT: Justin Bieber is a weiner though.

[Triple Zero]

TRADITIONAL

De Mosselman:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY

De Mosselman is REAL because he EATS THE HELL OUT OF that dish of traditional Sealand* mussels with hollandaise sauce AND STOMPS AROUND on WOODEN SHOES in front of WINDMILLS





* ACTUAL AUTHENTIC ORIGINAL Sealand is a Dutch province, the name of which those sneaky Kiwi's stole from us because they ran out of cool names for their own country or something.

[East Coast Hustle]

I like Justin Timberlake, because it appears as though he knows what a douchebag his boy-band singer-dancer persona is, pokes fun at it frequently, and seems to be a genuinely funny motherfucker anytime he's caught being genuine.

Plus, he was IN B4 KFED, back when Brittney was still trashy/hot, not just trashy.

[E.O.T.]

TRADITIONAL

De Mosselman:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY

De Mosselman is REAL because he EATS THE HELL OUT OF that dish of traditional Sealand* mussels with hollandaise sauce AND STOMPS AROUND on WOODEN SHOES in front of WINDMILLS





* ACTUAL AUTHENTIC ORIGINAL Sealand is a Dutch province, the name of which those sneaky Kiwi's stole from us because they ran out of cool names for their own country or something.

KIWI'S

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[Bonsai Ent]

Timberlake is REAL, because unlike some musicians that are just "found" Timberlake was made. You need craftsmanship for that.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

TRADITIONAL

De Mosselman:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY

De Mosselman is REAL because he EATS THE HELL OUT OF that dish of traditional Sealand* mussels with hollandaise sauce AND STOMPS AROUND on WOODEN SHOES in front of WINDMILLS





* ACTUAL AUTHENTIC ORIGINAL Sealand is a Dutch province, the name of which those sneaky Kiwi's stole from us because they ran out of cool names for their own country or something.

Ima go with this one 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like Justin Timberlake, because it appears as though he knows what a douchebag his boy-band singer-dancer persona is, pokes fun at it frequently, and seems to be a genuinely funny motherfucker anytime he's caught being genuine.

Plus, he was IN B4 KFED, back when Brittney was still trashy/hot, not just trashy.

I like JT because he was funny BEFORE he was funny, and he knows it.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

[Mangrove]

Well Ladies & Gentleman, we never managed to kill The Great Reverend Roger before he underwent metamorphosis into his new 'mad scientist' persona. However, I believe the following link may have been a strong contender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHVhwcOg6y8

Don't blame me, I was challenged by Step Mang #3 to watch this after dinner. (Which I did and I now feel like eating my own face.)

This talentless, ball-less, soul-less, corporate little whore was brought to you courtesy of Usher (in case you want to know where to direct your hate mail.) The little bastard will make you think that Taylor Swift was Patsy Cline.

So my good Doktor, as a master of truly evil science, please explain how this travesty was made and how might we  a) stop it
              b) profit from it
              c) combination of a & b.

Best wishes from SSOOKN Revolting Gag Gift Dept.

Mangrove

[Mangrove]

CRAPP   


Sorry Dok - I just found your Really Real Musicians Thread 

You beat me to it.

[Salty]

Hey, don't feel so bad. I missed that other one, and this cause me to shit all my back molars in one go.

[Doktor Howl]

CRAPP   


Sorry Dok - I just found your Really Real Musicians Thread 

You beat me to it.

You want I should merge 'em?

And I appreciate the thought.