Does this make me an arsehole?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Go to the fucking dollar store and get some cheap ass crap

mail it

kid will be thrilled to get the cheap bullshit throwaway toys we shit on and then throw out the car window, yet are still 10000 times better than the "wad of mud" and "occasional beatings" she gets to play with at home.

[BabylonHoruv]

Go to the fucking dollar store and get some cheap ass crap

mail it

kid will be thrilled to get the cheap bullshit throwaway toys we shit on and then throw out the car window, yet are still 10000 times better than the "wad of mud" and "occasional beatings" she gets to play with at home.

This, and some candy bars.  Candy bars are the shit when you are eating soup kitchen food.

[Bruno]

Sudan is a pretty rough neighborhood.

Maybe you should buy her a gun.

[Bonsai Ent]

OK, so I can redeem my moral equilibrium by sending the kid guns and e-numbers?


It seems a fair arrangement.
My not be many other opportunities in life to do right that way.

[East Coast Hustle]

send her a packet of 1000 form letters for a nigerian prince scam. Might as well get her started now so she has a leg up on the competition when she gets older.

[Bonsai Ent]

send her a packet of 1000 form letters for a nigerian prince scam. Might as well get her started now so she has a leg up on the competition when she gets older.

It's not a scam. I fund myself entirely by responding to those emails.
All these years and it's never occurred to anyone to give them a try.

Why do you think there are so many? Surely if they were scams it would never continue to work.
There are so many because all these foreign dignitaries have never successfully found anyone and have just been building up over the years.

And now I've cashed in. I'm a millionaire.

The downside is I've been having some trouble shifting the money, and I need somebody with a western bank account to help me out with it. I'd probably be willing to offer 5-10% of the cash if you could help me?