Fnord, sick fuck.

[Lies]

http://www.thebollard.com/bollard/?p=1448

Eric White certainly isn't the most dangerous criminal in Portland, but his crimes are among the most visible blights on this city.

The scraggly 22-year-old from Newport, Maine, started writing the nonsense word "fnord" on buildings, signs and sidewalks around town in early 2003. He estimates there are now upwards of 1,000 such tags spray-painted and written in marker throughout Portland, and countless more in other parts of the United States, Canada and Mexico.

There's a guy dedicated to a pointless cause.

I don't know if this guy should be given a medal or a punch in the face...

[Requia ☣]

Both.

And then a second punch.

[Nast]

I think he should get a goddamn haircut.

[Shai Hulud]

I love how that article describes the PD as a "cult treatise."  Ya hear that PD.com spags?  You're in a cult now!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

shave your face hippie 

[the last yatto]

I blame Iason ECH

[Requia ☣]

But, my other cult said i can't join a second cult.

I'm in trouble now.  

[the last yatto]

thought we were a non prophet organization

[Iason Ouabache]

Why am I not surprised that this happened in Portland?

[Cainad (dec.)]

His hair is hideous. What he's been doing would be 143% funnier if he was a well-groomed, well-dressed young gentleman.

[Kai]

I have some friends from Toronto who spent some time in Portland. They got arrested for wheat pasting pages out of a biology text book (frankly, one of the coolest ideas I have ever heard of; If I saw a diagram of the citric acid cycle pasted on a telephone pole I would geek out and be happy all day) and spent a night in jail.


Which makes it sound to me like many people in Portland are humourless assholes. So fuck those people, they deserve their fnord tags.

[hooplala]

I like him.

[Cainad (dec.)]

How do you choose where to write 'fnord'?
It depends on how drunk I am.

What happened the first time?
I faked a seizure and went to the hospital. They treated me for an overdose that I didn't have. I just started pretending to foam at the mouth, shaking all over the back of the cop car. I dropped some vitamins on his floor.

Have you ever hooked up with those kind of graffiti artists?
Nah, I really don't have much skill. I don't even really call it tagging.

What do you call it?
Mindless vandalism.

Last year, someone wrote 'fnord' on a stop sign on Lewis Street, right by where I live, so it said 'Stop Fnord.' Do you remember that one?
No, but for a while I was making stickers that said 'stop writing,' in tiny letters, then 'fnord,' in big letters. Occasionally I've written 'ford.' I'm guessing people either get the joke or think I'm an idiot.

I'll admit, these bits of the interview made me chuckle.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

 

[Dimocritus]

So what's your disability?
Ergo phobia, fear of work. A bunch of mental stuff, basically.

Really? Y'don't say...