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[the last yatto]

Eris tells me
or was it some homeless woman
everyone must get a new discordian tattoo

should change anyones luck around...

[NotPublished]

Eris told me to not to varnish the floor boards but I said I don't have floorboards

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HELLO, PRETTY LADY!

[Remington]

My girlfriend is having family trouble. Fairly big from what I've heard, but not unexpected.
And I really can't do anything except cheer her up and hope for the best  

ERIS

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eris tells me
or was it some homeless woman
everyone must get a new discordian tattoo

should change anyones luck around...

I actually want a new tattoo. However, I don't want to have to pick it myself. I'm waiting for a design to surprise me.

[notathing]

HELLO, PRETTY LADY!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Eris tells me
or was it some homeless woman
everyone must get a new discordian tattoo

should change anyones luck around...

Eris told me to not to varnish the floor boards but I said I don't have floorboards

I just spoke with Hera who said she was prank calling you guys while Eris is out getting her appendix removed.

She also said you should quit projecting your weird fantasies on Eris or she's going to give you the kind of worms that camp out in your liver.

[NotPublished]

Tell Hera that she's a dirty whore!
And I already went to the vet for my monthly worm-shot...

[the last yatto]

and she wonders why Paris didnt choose her

[Muir]

Glad your dad is ok, Nigel.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Well, Sunday I got a free Roomba. Last night, I found out why it was being gotten rid of -- the adapter for the charger had its wires stripped near the base, and if you twisted them, it made a spark. So, my dad grabbed an old adapter for the same voltage and amperage and hooked it up to the connector. Unfortunately, as of yet it hasn't charged, and the roomba smells of ozone.

[LMNO]

So, yeah: What I'm gathering from all this is that catching the attention of a Strife goddess (be it archetypical or mystical) isn't really the best of ideas.

Perhaps we should focus on what we did when faced with the unexpected strife?

One of the points of my own brand of Discordianism is not to avoid the chaos, not to clap my hands over my genitals eyes and say, "noooonononononono!" but rather to grab on and ride that fucker until it breaks.


Thoughts?

[Dalek]

I yelled it on the buss stop this morning and a minute later found an audio cassette in a phone booth. It was pretty weird. When I played it at home it was some jamaican music

[Cramulus]

So, yeah: What I'm gathering from all this is that catching the attention of a Strife goddess (be it archetypical or mystical) isn't really the best of ideas.

IT'S LIKE PRAYING INTO THE BARREL OF A LOADED GUN

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Its a bad idea.

I'm quite mad.

As of tommorrow morning, I'm in!