Today at work...

[Doktor Howl]

OP = on The List now, if not already


That's kinda neat, Squid. I don't believe I've ever tried that thought experiment.

You've never pictured an office shooting?
I think it actually helps to NOT do it, since for the life of me I couldn't think of a good escape. The place would be swarming with cops by the time I was done.
The only way out would be shooting myself and that's not the ending I want.

Well, no. I don't work in an office. I don't work at all. I suppose that might have something to do with it: lack of motive.

There's a reason most company rules forbid bringing harpoon guns to work.

Just saying.

[LMNO]

Dammit, now I want a cubicle-mounted harpoon gun.

[Doktor Howl]

Dammit, now I want a cubicle-mounted harpoon gun.

Yep.  I can almost feel the recoil, and hear the line play out, as Mike the Engineer takes one in the blubber.

Did I mention that these are the explody type?

Yeah.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

OP = on The List now, if not already


That's kinda neat, Squid. I don't believe I've ever tried that thought experiment.

You've never pictured an office shooting?
I think it actually helps to NOT do it, since for the life of me I couldn't think of a good escape. The place would be swarming with cops by the time I was done.
The only way out would be shooting myself and that's not the ending I want.

Well, no. I don't work in an office. I don't work at all. I suppose that might have something to do with it: lack of motive.

There's a reason most company rules forbid bringing harpoon guns to work.

Just saying.

We actually have one of these signs

only with pictures of what you're not allowed to have. a gun, a knife, a grenade, on the front of the building.

[Doktor Howl]

OP = on The List now, if not already


That's kinda neat, Squid. I don't believe I've ever tried that thought experiment.

You've never pictured an office shooting?
I think it actually helps to NOT do it, since for the life of me I couldn't think of a good escape. The place would be swarming with cops by the time I was done.
The only way out would be shooting myself and that's not the ending I want.

Well, no. I don't work in an office. I don't work at all. I suppose that might have something to do with it: lack of motive.

There's a reason most company rules forbid bringing harpoon guns to work.

Just saying.

We actually have one of these signs

only with pictures of what you're not allowed to have. a gun, a knife, a grenade, on the front of the building.

Technically, a harpoon gun isn't a weapon.

[LMNO]

We actually have one of these signs

only with pictures of what you're not allowed to have. a gun, a knife, a grenade, on the front of the building.

WOMP demands a pic of this.

[Iason Ouabache]

I don't think there's a person alive who hasn't fantasized about running amok at work. 

I have no actually fantasized about this. However I have made a list of people who are most likely to go postal. We have too many questionable characters here.

[Maria]

I don't think there's a person alive who hasn't fantasized about running amok at work. 

I have no actually fantasized about this. However I have made a list of people who are most likely to go postal. We have too many questionable characters here.

There's been a couple of clients I've wanted to dump in the river.

[Mork]

Ah, reading through this thread brings me back to my days working at Kohls department store. Who would i shoot and who would I not. I do know for a fact tho I would of shot my boss, ripped off her head, and proceed to shit down her neck.  

[Freeky]

Mork! So happy to see your sunshine filled text.

[Juana]

My time at Game Crazy got like this. Except it was all and only the management who would have been on the receiving end, right on up to Sheriff, the CEO-type person at the top of the ladder.
Weapon of choice? a wii mote launched at high speeds. I think the harpoon gun might have been better, though.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

We actually have one of these signs

only with pictures of what you're not allowed to have. a gun, a knife, a grenade, on the front of the building.

WOMP demands a pic of this.

I'll get a pic tomorrow (if i remember)

[Mork]

Mork! So happy to see your sunshine filled text.

Thank you, thank you.