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Day of Discord Florida '10

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, February 26, 2010, 06:41:41 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

February 26, 2010, 06:41:41 AM
Party of one. Your table is now available
:sadbanana:








(sorry, I couldn't resist  :lulz: )

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
February 26, 2010, 07:13:11 AM
Awwwww!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#2
February 26, 2010, 03:50:37 PM
Call my sister. You two should just go spend an obscene amount of money on shoes and Coach bags.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
February 26, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
Sure. Till I get hungry and devour her.
She looks like a chicken wing to me.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
wiiiiiiiiings.

LMNO

#4
February 26, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 26, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
Sure. Till I get hungry and devour her.
She looks like a chicken wing to me.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
wiiiiiiiiings.

:lmnuendo:

:fap:

:postpics:

:fap:

:lmnuendo:

Suu

#5
February 26, 2010, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 26, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
Sure. Till I get hungry and devour her.
She looks like a chicken wing to me.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
wiiiiiiiiings.

Yeah but it's all stringy and gamey. Ewww....She started working out again though, so she'll get muscle mass back...I hope.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
May 28, 2010, 04:26:58 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Oh Booooooooooy!

You guys all missed out. This was some fun shit! First I had a beer, then I went to the toilet. I also had an apple and some chicken.
Ever play Monopoly... alone?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I totally kicked my ass!


*kicks the dirt

Suu

#7
May 28, 2010, 04:33:27 AM
:sadbanana:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
May 28, 2010, 05:07:44 AM
Aw Squidling!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
May 28, 2010, 05:23:49 AM
Yeah, I ate a whole "Welcome to the sunshine state" cake by myself, then I threw up.
When no one else was around to take pictures I tried to take some from my cell phone but all I got was the back of my head and wet.
Then??   I set up the beer pong table. Oh yeah! THAT'S fun for one!

Lawn darts, badminton, curling, volleyball...

it was SO FUN!

Too bad you guys all missed out. I had a lot of fun with myself.

P3nT4gR4m

#10
May 28, 2010, 10:10:43 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Triple Zero

#11
May 28, 2010, 10:48:13 AM
squiddy .... :-(

um

cyberhug? with a big cybergrinning contest? you know florida is TOO FAR AWAY

is there really nothing to do there? like maybe cow-tipping in the mall or something?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#12
May 28, 2010, 01:05:38 PM
If you had followed our advice and moved out of that shitty state, you wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

Kai

#13
May 28, 2010, 01:21:09 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 26, 2010, 06:41:41 AM
Party of one. Your table is now available
:sadbanana:








(sorry, I couldn't resist  :lulz: )

We need to do a southeastern cabal get together. Even if it's only the two of us.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
May 28, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 28, 2010, 10:48:13 AM
squiddy .... :-(

um

cyberhug? with a big cybergrinning contest? you know florida is TOO FAR AWAY

is there really nothing to do there? like maybe cow-tipping in the mall or something?

:lulz:

You guys all know I'm just playin around, right?
I wouldn't expect anyone to WILLINGLY step foot in this god forsaken swamp, except Suu occasionally does because she's BAT SHIT CRAZY.

I was just havin fun being pathetic. One of these days I'll make it out to some other function in some other state. One of these days I'll make it out of this state or, you know, I'll have to burn the motherfucker down.
Down down to the ground.
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