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Life in the Age of Dumb, Part 4: Federales don't joke.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 14, 2004, 07:57:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

:shock:

Don't get arrested in Mexico, whatever you do... Confess to anything and everything if you do so you get deported back home ;-)

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD:shock:

Don't get arrested in Mexico, whatever you do... Confess to anything and everything if you do so you get deported back home ;-)

I know.  I was arrested in Mexico in 1994 for drunk and disorderly.  I made SURE to be humble at the hearing, which pleased the judge...they have, it seems, had their fill of arrogant Norte Americanos.

I was let off with a slap on the wrist...AFTER spending 2 days in a Mexican jail (before my hearing).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Donkeyotay

So Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

Bella

I was thinking weapons, also.

Whatever the cargo, that sounds like a nightmare.
I'm glad you're safely home.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI was thinking weapons, also.

Whatever the cargo, that sounds like a nightmare.
I'm glad you're safely home.

Actually, it was (on some strange level) a hoot.

Am I also becoming an adrenaline junkie?   :shock:

Hideous...hideous...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

I'll tell you, in 7 years.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

I'll tell you, in 7 years.

when the statute of limitations runs out?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

I'll tell you, in 7 years.

when the statute of limitations runs out?

Hush yo mouf.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

I'll tell you, in 7 years.

when the statute of limitations runs out?

Hush yo mouf.

CNN

::dragging just tons of video equipment around::

Set up over here.

Lights. Sound. Camera, Cue.

CNN Investigative Reports actuality take 1

::clap::
Don't click the words, THIS IS CNN. Whatever you do, don't click there! It is the Voice of Doom. Luke! I am your father!

Malaul

Rog, some of us has intentions on meeting you, please dont make us have to go to Mexico to do so...
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: DonkeyotaySo Rog..what the hell was in the damn coffin? Weapons is my guess...

That's what I thought.

But, no, it wasn't weapons.

It wasn't as bad as I thought.  Bad, but not AS bad.

I don't think we should know...

I'll tell you, in 7 years.
this narrows it down some.

when the statute of limitations runs out?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.