BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 28, 2010, 05:00:12 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

February 28, 2010, 05:00:12 PM
http://articles.latimes.com/2010/feb/25/local/la-me-silicone-bullet25-2010feb25

FTA:
"I couldn't wear any dress that didn't make my breasts look saggy," she said. So she decided to up her B-cups to D-cups.

She loved her new look and how other people admired her at family reunions

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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March 01, 2010, 07:44:16 PM
Really? No responses? I thought this was one of the breast stories I've posted on here...

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#2
March 01, 2010, 07:50:09 PM
I loled.
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Richter

#3
March 01, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
"Life saved, self image still in intensive care."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

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#4
March 01, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
And in related, though inverted, breaking news:

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Elder Iptuous

#5
March 01, 2010, 07:59:42 PM
Breast implants soon to be marketed as 'Tactical' with picatinny rails for flashlight..

LMNO

#6
March 01, 2010, 08:25:34 PM

AFK

#7
March 01, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
What an uplifting story. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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