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Started by Dimocritus, March 01, 2010, 04:58:23 PM

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Dimocritus

This is an article that was printed in the most recent issue of my campus newspaper. I did not write this article and am not on the newspaper staff but I am the "as of yet unquantified number of active individuals" the article refers to. I did write the statement, but they decided to not use my original, image heavy, crazy formatted copy which, IMO, is a lot better looking. The article itself isn't necessarily the most accurate article, but at least they did some research. This is the first issue of my loose involvement with this paper. Future plans are to have posters actually printed inside the paper, as well as some fake adverts and kopy-left writings.



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Doktor Howl

Very nicely done, Dimo.   :lulz:
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Remington

Holy shit, we need an UBERMITTENS smiley.

Awesome work!
Is it plugged in?

Dimocritus

Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:
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or they are reading it too much into your use of we
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dimocritus

Quote from: Pēleus on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we

oh... yeah... oops
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Remington

I need to buy a laser printer, and do this.
Is it plugged in?

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Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 06:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we

oh... yeah... oops

either way , KEEP IT UP :mittens:
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.
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