UNLIMITED DOK HOWL/ TGRR TRIBUTE THREAD

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

RE: OP.
Glad I found my way back to the thread containing this one.

Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger".  Everyone.  Everywhere.  Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS.  Why?  Because I hate you.

You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway.  I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.

So understand this:  I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape.  I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke!  I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").

I got your "light-hearted", pal.  Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it.  I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores.  Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.

Or kill me.