Just a note to PD concerning last month.

[LMNO]

Don't even TRY to jump on the "pusher" label.

Guys pushing crack rock, meth, they jsut want BUSINESS, they want customers and more sales.

A hardcore 'Stacher, however, depraved and fuzzy, tries to rope in others ONLY for the pleasure of spreading the perversion. 

Says the BEARDO.


WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICHTER?  CAN'T HANDLE PURE 'STACHE?  YOU GOTTA HIDE BEHIND THE FAKE FRONT OF THE BEARD.  YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. 

BEARDO.

I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND THE SCHOOLS. 

[Doktor Howl]

Don't even TRY to jump on the "pusher" label.

Guys pushing crack rock, meth, they jsut want BUSINESS, they want customers and more sales.

A hardcore 'Stacher, however, depraved and fuzzy, tries to rope in others ONLY for the pleasure of spreading the perversion. 

Says the BEARDO.


WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICHTER?  CAN'T HANDLE PURE 'STACHE?  YOU GOTTA HIDE BEHIND THE FAKE FRONT OF THE BEARD.  YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. 

BEARDO.

I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND THE SCHOOLS. 

I hope they round all of you perverts up.  The whole world's going to hell, and you degenerates think your day has come, don't you?  Well, maybe it has...Or maybe good patriots are waiting for the right moment to DRAG DEVIANTS LIKE BOTH OF YOU OUT INTO THE STREET AND GIVE YOU A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED TAR AND FEATHERING.  And then have you ridden out on a rail.  It's bad enough that we have to put up with scene kids, but AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHAT A FUCKING RAZOR IS.

I, for one, don't want my kids getting the idea that they can just "let it all hang out" and stop shaving.  This isn't communist France, after all, and I don't plan to let it get that way.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Few things are as great as a doctor who takes the time and effort to find out what's really causing the problem. Glad to see you finally found one, Howl.



And you Bearded and 'Stached wimps ain't got nothing on CHOPS. Sideburns will fucking anybody.

[Doktor Howl]

Few things are as great as a doctor who takes the time and effort to find out what's really causing the problem. Glad to see you finally found one, Howl.



And you Bearded and 'Stached wimps ain't got nothing on CHOPS. Sideburns will fucking anybody.

YOUR DAY IS COMING TOO, FREAK.

[LMNO]

POSEUR, PLEASE.  YOUR CHOPS DON'T MAKE ANYONE HAPPY.


THE WORLD IS A BRIGHTER PLACE BECAUSE OF 'STACHE.


SO YOU GOTTA GET MORE 'STACHE.

YOU GOTTA.

GET.

MORE OF IT.

'STACHE.


MOR'STACHE.

[Cainad (dec.)]

HAPPY?! YOU DEGENERATE 'STACHE JUNKIES DON'T KNOW HAPPINESS FROM A DISEASED WEEVIL IN YOUR MEDULLA

To date, my sideburns have conquered three independent nation-states, toppled the Roman Empire, invented Communism, destroyed Communism, defeated five separate alien invasions and saved Earth from total destruction, invented a cure for the common cold, and written four bestselling novels.


WHAT DOES YOUR 'STACHE GET DONE, EH? IT JUST SQUATS THERE ON YOUR FACE AND SPREADS, LIKE THE DISEASE IT IS

[Doktor Howl]

HAPPY?! YOU DEGENERATE 'STACHE JUNKIES DON'T KNOW HAPPINESS FROM A DISEASED WEEVIL IN YOUR MEDULLA

Actually, I do.   

To date, my sideburns have conquered three independent nation-states, toppled the Roman Empire, invented Communism, destroyed Communism, defeated five separate alien invasions and saved Earth from total destruction, invented a cure for the common cold, and written four bestselling novels.

...one of which was Battlefield Earth.  You bastard.

WHAT DOES YOUR 'STACHE GET DONE, EH? IT JUST SQUATS THERE ON YOUR FACE AND SPREADS, LIKE THE DISEASE IT IS

Oh, it does so much more than that.  I'd tell you, but that would violate both the Communications Decency Act AND the Comstock Act.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm glad you're getting better! Very glad.

Also, now I can stop worrying that you're going to die. And you can go back to the regular kind of batshit insane.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm glad you're getting better! Very glad.

Also, now I can stop worrying that you're going to die. And you can go back to the regular kind of batshit insane.

Thanks, Nigel.  For everything.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

HAPPY?! YOU DEGENERATE 'STACHE JUNKIES DON'T KNOW HAPPINESS FROM A DISEASED WEEVIL IN YOUR MEDULLA

To date, my sideburns have conquered three independent nation-states, toppled the Roman Empire, invented Communism, destroyed Communism, defeated five separate alien invasions and saved Earth from total destruction, invented a cure for the common cold, and written four bestselling novels.


WHAT DOES YOUR 'STACHE GET DONE, EH? IT JUST SQUATS THERE ON YOUR FACE AND SPREADS, LIKE THE DISEASE IT IS

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME YOU TURD!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm glad you're getting better! Very glad.

Also, now I can stop worrying that you're going to die. And you can go back to the regular kind of batshit insane.

Thanks, Nigel.  For everything.

You're welcome. You were there for me when I was losing my shit last spring. Thank you.

[The Wizard]

Glad to see that things are good, Doc.

[NotPublished]

CHOPS WERE MENT TO HAVE A DAY AND NIGHT TIME CURFEW

[Triple Zero]

So I thought I'd maybe, you know, thank those of you who put up with my weird-ass shit last month.  Almost without exception, you all tolerated my bizarre outbursts and paranoid bullshit, and I can pretty much guarantee that I'll stick by you when times get tough, just as you did for me.

Yes.

You see, the thing is, you're awesome. So that's why.

... and that's "awesome" you ought to take in a positively good way, not in some semi-paranoid "what, you just like me because I'm awesome?" way, as I'm sure you understand

[Eater of Clowns]

Roger is good people.  I tend not to begrudge good people rough patches.