Just a note to PD concerning last month.

[Doktor Howl]

It's kind of like breaking the surface, you know?  For what seems like eternity, you're lost in a dark horrible place, where every innocous comment is a sly dig, and every laugh you hear is directed at you.  You're completely isolated, because you're absolutely convinced that all your friends are enemies, and that people are taking time out of their day to make you miserable.

Then one day, some guy with a lot of letters after his name actually looks at the problem, instead of just throwing pills at you, and finds something horribly, horribly wrong...but not unfixable.  So he actually treats the problem, and before you know it, the blinding headaches are gone and you can actually see daylight again.  You're not all the better yet, of course, but you're you again.  And maybe that guy tells you that you'll never be 100% again, but that's not so bad, right?  I mean, you've seen 20%, so 90% doesn't look that bad, does it?  Hell no.

Then you look around you, and most of your friends are still there (They've been there all along, even if for a while you thought they were actively trying to hurt you, because your thought processes were completely off track.), even though your behavior didn't warrant their sticking around.  And maybe you start realizing that you only have two things in this world worth mentioning:  Your health and your friends.

So I thought I'd maybe, you know, thank those of you who put up with my weird-ass shit last month.  Almost without exception, you all tolerated my bizarre outbursts and paranoid bullshit, and I can pretty much guarantee that I'll stick by you when times get tough, just as you did for me.

Not that this should be construed as a retraction of my stated goal of destroying the planet, of course.

Okay for now,
Dok

[Cramulus]

glad you're feeling better, Dok. You're a contemptuous human being whose existence threatens all of us, but I'm glad you're still ticking. 

[Doktor Howl]

glad you're feeling better, Dok. You're a contemptuous human being whose existence threatens all of us, but I'm glad you're still ticking.  

Thanks.

I just wanted to express appreciation for the forebearance demonstrated towards me.  Now I can get back to senseless mayhem.

[Richter]

I stand by what I said; you felt things getting too far out of whack, got it checked out, and got a problem fixed.  You are an example of maniacal insanity done RIGHT.

Dok's back in his lab.  All's right with the world.

[Doktor Howl]

I stand by what I said; you felt things getting too far out of whack, got it checked out, and got a problem fixed.  You are an example of maniacal insanity done RIGHT.

Dok's back in his lab.  All's right with the world.

Actually, I never would have done anything about it.  Maria forced me to go to the doc.

There is nothing - NOTHING - that compares to her.

[Richter]

Then she's a damn good person in addition to one of the scarriest role models I've heard of.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It's kind of like breaking the surface, you know?  For what seems like eternity, you're lost in a dark horrible place, where every innocous comment is a sly dig, and every laugh you hear is directed at you.  You're completely isolated, because you're absolutely convinced that all your friends are enemies, and that people are taking time out of their day to make you miserable.

Then one day, some guy with a lot of letters after his name actually looks at the problem, instead of just throwing pills at you, and finds something horribly, horribly wrong...but not unfixable.  So he actually treats the problem, and before you know it, the blinding headaches are gone and you can actually see daylight again.  You're not all the better yet, of course, but you're you again.  And maybe that guy tells you that you'll never be 100% again, but that's not so bad, right?  I mean, you've seen 20%, so 90% doesn't look that bad, does it?  Hell no.

Then you look around you, and most of your friends are still there (They've been there all along, even if for a while you thought they were actively trying to hurt you, because your thought processes were completely off track.), even though your behavior didn't warrant their sticking around.  And maybe you start realizing that you only have two things in this world worth mentioning:  Your health and your friends.

So I thought I'd maybe, you know, thank those of you who put up with my weird-ass shit last month.  Almost without exception, you all tolerated my bizarre outbursts and paranoid bullshit, and I can pretty much guarantee that I'll stick by you when times get tough, just as you did for me.

Not that this should be construed as a retraction of my stated goal of destroying the planet, of course.

Okay for now,
Dok

We love ya, Dok... even us smelly hippies.   

[Doktor Howl]

 

Dok,
Will even put up with the patchouli-stink.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Well see I don't think anything could really take you down cause you're like a staple of the PD diet and it would upset the order of the food chain and then Mongolia would flood and Matt Damon would become president.

Now you just couldn't let that happen. You exist for the people.

[Doktor Howl]

Well see I don't think anything could really take you down cause you're like a staple of the PD diet and it would upset the order of the food chain and then Mongolia would flood and Matt Damon would become president.

Now you just couldn't let that happen. You exist for the people.

Well, Payne is now your spiritual advisor, but I take your point.

Because Matt Damon can NEVER be allowed to become president of Mongolia.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

http://mattdamon.ytmnd.com/

[Doktor Howl]

http://mattdamon.ytmnd.com/

WEBSEEENNNNNNNNNNSE!
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[LMNO]

Fuck you, Dok.


Grow a mustache, and then... we'll see.




LMNO
-'Stache pusher.

[Richter]

Don't even TRY to jump on the "pusher" label.

Guys pushing crack rock, meth, they jsut want BUSINESS, they want customers and more sales.

A hardcore 'Stacher, however, depraved and fuzzy, tries to rope in others ONLY for the pleasure of spreading the perversion. 

[Jasper]

Glad to hear (most if not) all is well.