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Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?

Started by NWC, March 03, 2010, 06:51:08 PM

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Doktor Howl

#15
March 04, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN
Molon Lube

Suu

#16
March 04, 2010, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
If you're willing, I can apply some balm to that upper lip.




LMNO
- with a moft cvriouf method of application.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#17
March 04, 2010, 08:20:14 PM
 :spluff:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

#18
March 04, 2010, 08:20:50 PM
How odd.  A relevant smiley.

Richter

#19
March 04, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
:richter:

My stache is in emote form.  DNT.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Verbal Mike

#20
March 04, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
I had a pathetic pseudo-'stache that was hardly visible after like three months of vigilantly not doing anything to it. So last week, I killed it.
Unless stated otherwise, feel free to copy or reproduce any text I post anywhere and any way you like. I will never throw a hissy-fit over it, promise.

LMNO

#21
March 04, 2010, 08:35:14 PM
:emo:

NotPublished

#22
March 04, 2010, 08:42:04 PM
I SHAVE.
I SHAVE DAILY.

If I don't bad things start to happen....
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#23
March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?
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Doktor Howl

#24
March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.
Molon Lube

Enrico Salazar

#25
March 04, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Shave?

This is 21 century.  Use Nair like real men.
Did someone say gorgeous?

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#26
March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

#27
March 04, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.
Molon Lube

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#28
March 04, 2010, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.

She has entered the fold of images I will consider.
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Suu

#29
March 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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