Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?

[Doktor Howl]

THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN

[Suu]

If you're willing, I can apply some balm to that upper lip.




LMNO
- with a moft cvriouf method of application.

[Richter]

 

[LMNO]

How odd.  A relevant smiley.

[Richter]

My stache is in emote form.  DNT.

[Verbal Mike]

I had a pathetic pseudo-'stache that was hardly visible after like three months of vigilantly not doing anything to it. So last week, I killed it.

[LMNO]

[NotPublished]

I SHAVE.
I SHAVE DAILY.

If I don't bad things start to happen....

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax. 

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

[Doktor Howl]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax. 

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

[Enrico Salazar]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax. 

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Shave?

This is 21 century.  Use Nair like real men.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

[Doktor Howl]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax. 

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.

She has entered the fold of images I will consider.

[Suu]

That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.