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TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)

Started by Dimocritus, March 04, 2010, 08:51:53 PM

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Dimocritus

 
Quote from: ΉφαιστοςBlueberry waffles to appease the volcanic deity!

Without an offering of delicious blueberry waffles, soot will black out the sun! Crops will perish under the intense heat of mine RAGE! Villages will be buried under rivers of molten doom! Fire will scorch your retinas and melt your mortal flesh! Flames of the underworld will..

Waitaminit... What's that?

Other volcanoes get virgins?

I need a new friggin' island...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Doktor Howl

WTF?

GIVE US DIMO BACK OR I'LL SHOOT OFF YOUR KNEECAP.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

He did spell Hephaestus right though.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

-Kel-


Jasper

I made bloob waffs like two days ago.  You missed it.  Bad volcano deity.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

i keep reading this thread as "homoerotic waffles"

St. Everblaze the Badikal

Deph'eth Bek'eth Nix'eth
T H E W A L R U S W A N T S O I S T A R S

Dimocritus

My apologies. My will (and good sense) was crushed by the might and sheer magnitude of the new avatar. I don't think I'm quite ready enough to yeild that much awesome, and I lost control. I apologize to any one I may have harmed, but rest asured, that avatar will remain locked away untill I have the ability to weild it responsibly. The OP of this topic will live on to serve as a constant, terrible reminder of this unfortunate event.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Requia ☣

I'm not making any waffles until the Apocalypse celebration.

Hurry up and do your job and you can come.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Dysnomia

THANK YOU FOR GIVING BACK DIMO








NOW WHO WANTS SOME CAKE?



A baby cake, even.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Dimocritus

Wow, SPS... err... thanks for making what we were talking about in that other thread a little more... erm... weird...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Dysnomia

you can thank google image search for that one.


SPS,
always making it awkward <3
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Jasper