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STONE THE WHALE!!!

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, March 05, 2010, 12:49:34 AM

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Mork

 If the orca can jump out of its tank and kill most of the tourists in the stands by beating them to death with its tail. Now that would be epic.  I wouldn't suggest stoning it tho if that did happen. Instead the government can use it as a weapon... our enemies will never see it coming. :lulz:

Freeky

Quote from: Mork on March 05, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
If the orca can jump out of its tank and kill most of the tourists in the stands by beating them to death with its tail. Now that would be epic.  I wouldn't suggest stoning it tho if that did happen. Instead the government can use it as a weapon... our enemies will never see it coming. :lulz:
:lulz:

-Kel-


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Dalek

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 01:10:35 AM
I'd pay to watch a human attempt to kill a 12,000 lb animal with rocks.

This.  :lulz:

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