Curiousity Poll: Race.

[Suu]

I'm some sort of a half-breed New Englander and Floridian. Some call us New Yorkers, but you can call me Your Highness.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

IS FrED GLOW UNDER UV LIGHT?

[Richter]

By birth, I was a Masshole.
Life kept me shifting around a good bit, so I can't point at one place and say "That's home".  I could really point at 3 or 4.  College and life has had me in Rhode Island most recently.  It's all right, work and friends are here for the time being, but like anything, if I need to pick up and start again somewhere else, I will.

Then, I'd been here long enough that Rhode Island decided to adopt me.  People recognizing me was one thing, it was when I started to grow a RI specific backstory that it started to get odd.  People start to accept me more, and assume i'm one of the "usuals".  I'm starting show up in people's memories and recollections from before I ever set foot in the state (a math teacher recalling me as one of his old students, fro example).  I'd be at events I was never at, doing things I never did.  A separate mythos of the deeds of Richter begins to grow around me. 

I didn't DO half or it.  All of it is TRUE though. 

[-Kel-]

I ALREADY ANSWERED ONE OF YOUR QUESTIONS!!!

I am a meat popsicle.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

my mom is Norwegian and Cheroke who's family settled in california and dad is germans that settled in baltimore.
I was born in Germany and moved here when I was 7. Been miserable ever since.

[Iason Ouabache]

Fine, if I have to do a serious answer... Mostly German on my mom's side and British on my dad's side. I think George Orwell is my sixth cousin or something.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG 

[Doktor Howl]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG 

Horseshit.

I am Cornish.  This is actually a separate species, as can be observed by the horrible knuckle hair.

[Suu]

My serious answer is that I'm Italian-Greek-Irish-English-German-Japanese-Native American.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG 

I am TAN HONKEY! How's that.

[Suu]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG 

I am TAN HONKEY! How's that.

Shuddap Crackah!


-Suu
Also Crackah.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG  

I am TAN HONKEY! How's that.

Shuddap Crackah!


-Suu
Also Crackah.

I n'ern't bahn here, crackah! I's just a hownkey! Lil Squid and him daddy? Now they's crackahs.
(ps- don't ever call the lil squid a cracker he gets uber pissed and mumbles and turns all red and secretly plots your death.)

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[Doktor Howl]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG 

I am TAN HONKEY! How's that.

Shuddap Crackah!


-Suu
Also Crackah.

I n'ern't bahn here, crackah! I's just a hownkey! Lil Squid and him daddy? Now they's crackahs.
(ps- don't ever call the lil squid a cracker he gets uber pissed and mumbles and turns all read and secretly plots your death.)

TGG does that when I call her "cute".

[Suu]

THOSE ARENT RACES. YOUR ANSWER IS CAUCASIAN. BRITISH IS A NATIONALITY YOU SPAG  

I am TAN HONKEY! How's that.

Shuddap Crackah!


-Suu
Also Crackah.

I n'ern't bahn here, crackah! I's just a hownkey! Lil Squid and him daddy? Now they's crackahs.
(ps- don't ever call the lil squid a cracker he gets uber pissed and mumbles and turns all red and secretly plots your death.)

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My sister is the only true Cracker. We call her Crackah-Ass-Crackah all the time. She's used to it. The rest of us are those crazy New York type folks that picked up some semblance of a Southern accent during our Florida and Alabama tenure.

-Suu
Has a Battle Flag bandanna. No, really.

[Freeky]

I have a variety of eurospags in my recent ancestry. I am pasty as hell, too.