This is the worst forum on the internet

[Nast]

Jenny sat up in bed, the light of a muted TV illuminating her bedroom. The sound she thought she had heard outside made her heart beat faster, but she rationalized that the half bottle of wine was just making her head a little funny. The bottle was intended for her and her boyfriend to share tonight, but he called and said he couldn't make it. He always felt concern for her staying at the apartment alone, it was in what was considered a "bad" neighborhood, and she wished he could be here to stay with her and stroke her hair and make everything feel alright. She pulled her sheets up against herself a little tighter. Jenny's eyes were fixed on the part of the room the noise came from: the window. She took two deep breaths, pulled the covers all the way over her head and decided to go to sleep

The shatter of glass snapped Jenny into alertness. She scrambled for something to defend herself with, her had searching the nightstand for something solid. But it was too late. The man had crawled through the broken window and had taken a hold of Jenny. His gloved hand muffled her screaming, and she felt something slip around her straining neck. She grasped at what was slowly choking the life out of her, but found it impossible to get her fingers around the cold slimy links. Her body finally collapsed, her wurst fears realized.

[Bruno]

[uiohqefg]

Jenny sat up in bed, the light of a muted TV illuminating her bedroom. The sound she thought she had heard outside made her heart beat faster, but she rationalized that the half bottle of wine was just making her head a little funny. The bottle was intended for her and her boyfriend to share tonight, but he called and said he couldn't make it. He always felt concern for her staying at the apartment alone, it was in what was considered a "bad" neighborhood, and she wished he could be here to stay with her and stroke her hair and make everything feel alright. She pulled her sheets up against herself a little tighter. Jenny's eyes were fixed on the part of the room the noise came from: the window. She took two deep breaths, pulled the covers all the way over her head and decided to go to sleep

The shatter of glass snapped Jenny into alertness. She scrambled for something to defend herself with, her had searching the nightstand for something solid. But it was too late. The man had crawled through the broken window and had taken a hold of Jenny. His gloved hand muffled her screaming, and she felt something slip around her straining neck. She grasped at what was slowly choking the life out of her, but found it impossible to get her fingers around the cold slimy links. Her body finally collapsed, her wurst fears realized.

[Dysnomia]

you must earn our sexual harassment.  Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.

[uiohqefg]

you must earn our sexual harassment.  Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.

[Nast]

You're pretty, but beautiful requires a clip-on mullet.

*Swish*

[Dysnomia]

you must earn our sexual harassment.  Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.megginson.com/img/plastic-surgery.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHSnIgTjNtuaeDIxZ_yHNKcRJ8VMQ

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

Are you hot?

I have money and a blindfold.

I take it the answer is not at all.  

Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?

What have you done to deserve good sexual harassment?
You have to earn it.

Until you earn it, the only person who's allowed to sexually harass you is Doktor Howl. Every new user is assigned a designated sexual harrasser, and he's yours.

I hope you like big hairy Cornish men.

[notathing]

I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

[Kai]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

[notathing]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

it is cute 

[Elder Iptuous]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

Honestly, i'm surprised it took this long, and disappointed that this is all we got....

[uiohqefg]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.

[Elder Iptuous]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.

feel free to GTFO...

[Dr. Paes]

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.

feel free to GTFO...

This.