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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 07, 2010, 03:36:23 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

So, today, a fellow beadmaker was complaining because some weird email glitch was causing her to get 23 copies of every email this particular glass company sent out, and then the people ahead of us in line at the grocery store had 23 items.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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