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So, yeah. Jury duty.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 07, 2010, 06:29:40 PM

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LMNO

If you get onto the jury, continually change your decision so that it runs counter to the majority.  Give them a first-hand lesson in the Law of Fives.

Also, try coming up with the most insane conspiracy theories, given the facts provided.  Bonus points if you can convince the jury that the judge is in on it.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on March 08, 2010, 03:26:37 PM
If you get onto the jury, continually change your decision so that it runs counter to the majority.  Give them a first-hand lesson in the Law of Fives.

Also, try coming up with the most insane conspiracy theories, given the facts provided.  Bonus points if you can convince the jury that the judge is in on it.

Well, first I have to get out of the pool and onto a jury.

This will be March 29th.
Molon Lube

Richter

In deliberation, bring up how much has been spent on legal counsel.  Insist that "America Justice", despite the front of accessabiltiy and equality, must be bought to keep "the wrong sort" from taking advantage of actual protection of the law.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Bella

Tell the other jurors that your psychic said the defendant was not guilty and wait to see how long it takes them to tattle on you.
The courts do not hold with people who call people like me.


Bella,

Hasn't been picked for jury duty in over ten years.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Telarus

Oooh, I have jury duty coming up next month. Good stuff, ITT.

And yeah, if you're going to pull the 'jury nullification' card, don't freakin mention it at all until the jury is sequestered.
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