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Werewolf III

Started by Remington, March 08, 2010, 06:18:40 AM

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The Wizard

I'm not a werewolf, Rem, and you know it. I need that hamburger!
Insanity we trust.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Remington

Down, boy!

Hamburgers are people food.
Is it plugged in?

Dimocritus

Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Jasper

If you give a werewolf a happy meal, he will ask for a super-sized. :lol:

Freeky

Lol. Looks like I didn't miss much while I was away preparing my pie bits, anyway.

Remington

#293
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!

Dr. James Semaj leaned back in his chair, warming his hands over a roaring fire. The blaze helped dispel some of the spring chill, and it lit the entire room with a warm, flickering light. He had pulled out a book and started to read when he heard a slamming on the door.

WHAM. Semaj put the book down. WHAM. WHAM.

The door splintered inward, falling to the ground in a two pieces. Angry villagers flooded though the doorway; with pitchforks in their hands and murder in their eyes.

"Seriously?" The doctor muttered. "Again?"



[Fast-forward film montage]

The villagers looked on as Dr. Semaj's body swayed in the breeze, dangling from the top branch of the oak tree. No change came over his body.

"Seriously?" Rumckle muttered. "Again?"



Lynch Successful


Dr. James Semaj has been lynched; he was an innocent villager. 18 players remain.

It is now nighttime. Wolf Maur, please send me your kill. Psychic, send me a guess.
Is it plugged in?

Remington

Also, Storebrand has retired from the game. 17 players remain.
Is it plugged in?

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Remington

Is it plugged in?

The Wizard

(eats hamburger and makes a groan stating that might as well just not bother getting resurrected given mortality rate)
Insanity we trust.

The Wizard

(moan about having will entrusted to Dok Howl)
Insanity we trust.

The Wizard

(gets some rest while waiting to be cut down)
Insanity we trust.