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Started by E.O.T., March 09, 2010, 01:15:10 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Quote from: Cramulus on March 09, 2010, 07:08:31 PM
Within the hermetically sealed glass case, my decomposition has slowed down but has not been halted altogether. Consequently, contemporary fashion favors sunken eyes, gray hair, and withered, yellow skin. Though I could have predicted I'd be a trendsetter, I wouldn't have predicted the entire sexual subculture which emerged around my gradually decaying corpse.

:potd:

Richter

Due to my actions during the Zombie Apocalypse (staged for everyone's fun by Disney), I've changed my identity twice.  My complete lack of creativity with names has led to no one being fooled.  (Though the two days I was "William Zanzinger" were hillarious.)

An offhand comment about "you have the right to live, not stink up my planet with more life like you." is spawning legislation, and has gotten my books banned in public schools.

I FINALLY have a valve on the back of my balls that I can turn with a hex key to deterine whether or not I shoot blanks.  The implant is freely available from most 1st world countries.

Polar bears with horrible metal prostheses are everywhere in mainland USA.  I know nothing about how this may have happened.

The Vatican is ripping off forum archives to update the church with a "Fresher Feel"

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Doktor Howl

I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Molon Lube

NotPublished

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

Definatly! Be my friend!!!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

NotPublished

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NotPublished on March 09, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.

I accidentally the whole government 300 years ago.  :cry:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 09:43:24 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 09, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 09, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.

I accidentally the whole government 300 years ago.  :cry:

That'll teach them to park you in.
Molon Lube

fogukaup

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking. Your avatar is my favorite vocal artist.  I listened to nina exclusively in hs and my mom thought I was going to become a lesbian so she destroyed all my cds.   Nina is a badass. I love "blue prelude" and "tell me more".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 10:55:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 09, 2010, 07:03:16 PM
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking. Your avatar is my favorite vocal artist.  I listened to nina exclusively in hs and my mom thought I was going to become a lesbian so she destroyed all my cds.   Nina is a badass. I love "blue prelude" and "tell me more".

She destroyed all your Nina CDs?  :x That's horrible. Nina is a goddess.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: fogukaup on March 09, 2010, 10:55:41 PM

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking.

You are.  Weird looking AND hot.

Dok,
No time for the Barbies.
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

In sixty years they'll light my pyre.
It'll be the spark that starts the world burning down.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

E.O.T.

IN THE YEAR 2510

          it is believed that Nina Simone was worshipped as a goddess
"a good fight justifies any cause"

The Wizard

I had to leave the solar system for a series of heinous crimes (stealing Abe Lincoln's burial clothes for my own use and using Shriekyware to broadcast a salvia trip to the entire planet). I then settled on a newly terraformed planet and proceeded to engineer my own Empire of Doomtm. Shortly afterward, my pursuers caught up with me and tried to kill me by burning me alive. When they left, I rose from the ruins of my dark fortress and swore vengeance.

Which I achieved thanks to a time machine, VR technology, and ten years worth of alien porn set to loop.
Insanity we trust.

Salty

Quote from: E.O.T. on March 10, 2010, 02:02:09 AM
IN THE YEAR 2510

          it is believed that Nina Simone Britney Spears was worshipped as a goddess

Fixed for horrible, horrible truth.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.