The Activia Challenge!

[Jenne]

http://www.bubbies.com/prod_bread_butter.shtml~~> have had those--verrry yummy!

[PeregrineBF]

Yeah. I normally go for the dills, not quite as fond of sweet pickles. Though the half-eaten jar of them in my fridge might debate the point a little.

[Reginald Ret]

Lactobaccillus casei?

[Suu]

Activia has a few different strains.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activia

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

but I don't believe boyfriends when it comes to weight, because they lie so that they won't lose their testicles.

Let's be honest here. They lie so they don't lose their sexxorz.

Bubbies makes good pickles. No vinegar, actual salt brine. Haven't found any other brands sold near me that do that. Vinegar pickles are terrible.

I love vinegar. In mah pickles. In everything. A lot! Yes even in marshmallows and cake. I may be exaggerating slightly.

[LMNO]

Enough of that.  More tales of SuuPoop.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I'm on the activia thing myself right now. The kiwi ones are yummy. Also, bran flakes and plenty of assorted fruit and moar regular eating habits is helping my guts adjust. Still cannot drink Coke without the pain the next day.

However my farting ability is putting my dad to shame!

I gotta eat high fibre diet or it gets painful and Pixie gets crankey.

DO NEVAR SKIP THE BRAN FLAKES TO POOP CORRECTLY!

[PeregrineBF]

Don't get me wrong, I love vinegar, just that it's not for pickling. My normal salad dressing is oil & vinegar, hold the oil.

As for bran flakes, "kashi total" are total shit. Terribly bland and they don't stay crunchy at all. If you take more than 20 seconds to eat your bowl of cereal you get mush.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Awe. I like my pickles vinegary. I like pickled dikon too which is usually sugar and vinegar based.

I've found that a morning start of banana, yogurt and food pellet (granola bar of some type) with mr squid's tremendously delicious home roasted coffee (one 8 oz cup from the french press plz) is a good way to wake up.
Gets the bowels and the brain moving but keeps stuff regular and ... i like bananas and being able to poop.

[Freeky]

As for bran flakes, "kashi total" are total shit. Terribly bland and they don't stay crunchy at all. If you take more than 20 seconds to eat your bowl of cereal you get mush.

Fiber One is really, really tasty and it stays crunchy quite a long time, as far as cereal in milk goes. It's expensive as hell, though.

[East Coast Hustle]

I am so glad that we're all learning about each other's pooping habits. I mean, really really interesting stuff ITT. I'm so glad we're not wasting our time talking about politics or robot death machines or NWO conspiracies. It's all so boring and peurile when compared with what everyone's bowels are doing.

(yeah yeah yeah..."but ECH, you don't have to click the thread!" well guess what, fuckers? you don't have to spam up the board with discussions of your bowels either. That's why we have IRC.)

[Richter]

So you all know, the combination of antioxidants, roughage, and spicy in my diet finally dislodged the horrible collection of polyps I had growing up my guts.

I felt a sudden horrible urge, and got form my cube into the bathroom as fast as I could.  The normal stools passed with the smooth efficiency of a well maintained Colt 1911, my shincter efffortlessly cycling and expelling like a chromed reciever polished to a mirror shine.

Bam
Bam
Bam

There was a brief pause, as if my innards wer uncertain, then with a potent heavy the first squirely arm of teh cancerous mass exited my butt.  It popped out bit by bit, the collection of malignant bulges strug together like a bunch of grapes.  They swung, momentarily suspended from my pulsating red asshole, swinging into the back of my testicles like an unexpected second sac full of burst cells and mutation, until the last, almost releieved relaxation let it fall to the bowl bellow. 

A brief pause and cramp hit me, and I passed about a half cup of blood.

All said and done, I cleaned myself and left feeling like a new man.  The unflushable attrocity behind me a testament to my will to cling to life.  I intend to tell all the cancer survivors about this, my own personal battle and triumph.

[PeregrineBF]

The Turd Report:
http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=list&uid=527733

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm gonna make pickles this summer.

And send them to Richter.

[Richter]

 
I love pickles though, so you better not be gherkin my chain.



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