douchey and loud neighbors

[Doktor Howl]

Ugh, those guys sound like dicks! I used to live upstairs from a party apartment - at 3:30 AM my roommate and I would be woken up by somebody pumping up the bass. We'd be stomping on the floor only to hear "Just go to bed, faggots"! shouted back at us. I went downstairs to give them a piece of my mind and some drunk kid opened the door while freestyle rapping at me. I almost punched that guy right in the fucking face.

Mistake analyzed.

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Fight fire with fire.

Buy your toddler a really loud electronic drum set and only allow him/her to play it at, say, 7am sunday morning, when the neighbors should be fast asleep and wicked hungover.

THIS.

It wouldn't hurt to bump some horrible kids music at this time either, with the speakers placed as near as possible to your ceiling.

[Requia ☣]

I'd use opera music, something with a lot of change in volume, so you 'have' to listen to it loud to hear the quiet parts.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I bet they're renters. If you can find out the name and address of the owners, send them a letter.

[-Kel-]

forge a petition signed by people from the building. The names don't even have to be real.

"We, the undersigned, will call the cops if we can hear your parties from our apartment. A party once in a while is acceptable, but our tolerance has evaporated by many consecutive weekends of late night noise. These types of gatherings may be normal in a college setting, but it is unacceptable for you douchebags to wake up our young children every single Saturday."


The goal is to create the illusion that the whole building is united against them. Social pressure is the strongest type pressure. It doesn't have to be an illusion, either. I mean, if the cops ignore your noise complaint, get the neighbors to call in too. The cops will be forced to respond if they get six calls in the same night about the same party. This will make your loud neighbors paranoid and think that they should button it up.

THIS

[-Kel-]

on second thought, set buidling on fire, collect insurance. run away

[Mork]

Aim speakers at the ceiling, and play the 1812 overture at 8AM.

But do it at 6am Sat morning after they are all hungover from Friday night partying.

[NotPublished]

I love that overture suggestion


You could try pretend to have really loud sex but it might end up in a screaming match with them

[the last yatto]

wait until they play the roof is on fire,
then "DONT" pull the alarm

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Go in this order:
1) Diplomacy. (Ask nicely.)
2) Bureaucracy. (Formal complaint.)
3) Shenanigans. (Tomfoolery.)