ITT: you suggest to me cheap non-budweiser beer

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You pile them on top of each other like you're building a stairway to drunkville.

[PeregrineBF]

I don't really get drunk. (I weigh about 54kg, the most I ever drank was half a bottle of Balvenie in around 2.5 hours, minimal impairment (could stand on one leg, recite PI to 20 digits, etc, etc. Got picked as "the sober one" to escort people to the priv, etc.) BAC should have been in the .21 range IMCAC. I should have been unconscious, instead I decided it was time to stop before I got to the "should be dead" range.) Thus, I tend not to go for cheap shit bears because they just taste terrible & don't get me drunk anyway. Therefore:
Laphroaig 10yr. Good whisky, under $40/bottle. Has a strong seaweed aroma, very strong malty/peaty flavour. Very long finish. One of the best cheap whiskys out there, and a classic single malt to boot. Keep your damn beer.

[E.O.T.]

I don't really get drunk. (I weigh about 54kg, the most I ever drank was half a bottle of Balvenie in around 2.5 hours, minimal impairment (could stand on one leg, recite PI to 20 digits, etc, etc. Got picked as "the sober one" to escort people to the priv, etc.) BAC should have been in the .21 range IMCAC. I should have been unconscious, instead I decided it was time to stop before I got to the "should be dead" range.) Thus, I tend not to go for cheap shit bears because they just taste terrible & don't get me drunk anyway. Therefore:
Laphroaig 10yr. Good whisky, under $40/bottle. Has a strong seaweed aroma, very strong malty/peaty flavour. Very long finish. One of the best cheap whiskys out there, and a classic single malt to boot. Keep your damn beer.

I"LL

          take both, thanks.

HOWEVER

          this thread is about cheep BEER.

P.S.

          keep your seaweed whiskey

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Seaweed and peat sound very unappetizing.

[East Coast Hustle]

For the inexpensive stuff, I'm a fan of Rolling Rock and Heineken.  Something about the green bottles I suppose. 

where are you getting your Heineken? I like the stuff quite a bit myself but I never find it anywhere in ME for less than $14 for a 12-pack, usually $8 for a 6-pack. Of course, in my neck of the woods my choices are Hannaford and Hannaford.

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't really get drunk. (I weigh about 54kg, the most I ever drank was half a bottle of Balvenie in around 2.5 hours, minimal impairment (could stand on one leg, recite PI to 20 digits, etc, etc. Got picked as "the sober one" to escort people to the priv, etc.) BAC should have been in the .21 range IMCAC. I should have been unconscious, instead I decided it was time to stop before I got to the "should be dead" range.) Thus, I tend not to go for cheap shit bears because they just taste terrible & don't get me drunk anyway. Therefore:
Laphroaig 10yr. Good whisky, under $40/bottle. Has a strong seaweed aroma, very strong malty/peaty flavour. Very long finish. One of the best cheap whiskys out there, and a classic single malt to boot. Keep your damn beer.

Laphroaig 10-year is the best bottle of scotch available in America for under $60 that I am aware of, by far. The 16-year is fucking phenomenal.

But, neither of them are beer.

[E.O.T.]

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[Triple Zero]

For the inexpensive stuff, I'm a fan of Rolling Rock and Heineken.  Something about the green bottles I suppose. 

where are you getting your Heineken? I like the stuff quite a bit myself but I never find it anywhere in ME for less than $14 for a 12-pack, usually $8 for a 6-pack. Of course, in my neck of the woods my choices are Hannaford and Hannaford.

Protip: Grolsch also comes in green bottles and does not taste like water.

[Muir]

The only problem with Grolsch, that I've found, is it gets you drunk really fast.  Every time I've had it, one bottle got me buzzed. Two, and I was off my head.  Yet it takes 4 cans of Fosters to get me pleasantly merry and Newcastle Brown Ale...I can drink 7 bottles of the stuff in one night and still be able to walk in a straight line.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You pile them on top of each other like you're building a stairway to drunkville.

Then I just feel distended like a bloated horse and I have to pee every 15 minutes! I am a fragile flower.

[East Coast Hustle]

For the inexpensive stuff, I'm a fan of Rolling Rock and Heineken.  Something about the green bottles I suppose. 

where are you getting your Heineken? I like the stuff quite a bit myself but I never find it anywhere in ME for less than $14 for a 12-pack, usually $8 for a 6-pack. Of course, in my neck of the woods my choices are Hannaford and Hannaford.

Protip: Grolsch also comes in green bottles and does not taste like water.

further PROTIP: The pisswater Grolsch that gets exported to America is HORRIBLE. The pisswater Heineken is better, because at least you can get it in a can so it won't be skunked. Were I in the islands where the real versions of both can be obtained and where people know how to store green bottles so they DON'T get skunked, I would agree with you.

[Triple Zero]

What's skunked mean?

[Eater of Clowns]

What's skunked mean?

It's an odor and taste that happens to beer that's old, stored improperly, or subject to hot/cold variations.  Beer gone bad, basically.  You would know it if you smelled it.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

It's what happens when it's exposed to too much light. The yeast get all ick and it goes frampy on you.

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