Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas

[Kai]

Really not cool.

[Jasper]

Really not cool.

You mean the pun, or the entire depressing ordeal?

[Nast]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.

[Nast]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.

Well then I see no problem!

[Cain]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.

[East Coast Hustle]

you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?

whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.

[Nast]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.

Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!

[Triple Zero]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.

Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!

But I like their Inuwitticisms.

[Cain]

you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?

whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.

I've seen whaleburgers a couple of times, and I really, really like burgers, but those things looked about as appetizing as eating my own toenail clippings.  There is just something really off about whalemeat, its wrongness is just so blatant and obvious.

[Richter]

Oceangoing mammal reaks like nothing else.  One big dead seal can stink up half a harbor.

[Nast]

Also, many cases in the US of botulism were in Alaska, which were attributable to improperly fermented traditional foods. The use of plastic and glass in storing these foods, instead of traditional methods is what's caused it.

Moral: don't keep your blubber in plastic bags.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.

[Richter]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

[Cramulus]

I didn't want to think about buttered polar bear meat made into a burger and served on a pretzel bun with horseradish.