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So, yeah, stomach bug going around...

Started by Doktor Howl, March 11, 2010, 03:51:54 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

I've only ever puked as a result of hangovers for...a long time.  Which isn't bad, since I'll wake up, know I'm going to barf, find something pleasant to barf up like a banana or something and then wait for the inevitable.  Certainly beats the hell out of an abominable headache.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

If you're still chucking stuff up I recommend eating brownies and vomiting in a public area.

If you can manage, it will help settle your stomach if someone video tapes it.

NotPublished

Why isn't someone taking Roger into their protective Bossoms?

"Come to my healing Bossoms Roger"
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I lack a bosom of my own and I'm not comfortable with him borrowing my lady friend's bosom.

Fuck, now I'm going to start saying that word...

Juana

I would rather puke than lay still and be miserable for a day. Puke once or twice, sleep all day, be fine the next morning.


Feel better Dok. Milk and toast? Usually works for me.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

NotPublished

Maybe we can promote your Lady Friend to the Communial Bosom?
The Bosom will be passed around the Elder Circle and possibly smoked.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'm very much against this idea, but it's her body so I'll have to ask her and see what she says.

NotPublished

I would of thought it would of been a great honour amonst the Principia.


ok screw it your right, probably one of the grosest things ever. You know what? Fuck you all you sick fucks.

NP,
:fap: onto your face
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


NotPublished

Is the sexual rape not enough?!  :x Think of the poor children


ALSO -
GET WELL SOON ROGER!  :argh!: YOU ARE VERY MUCH LOVED BY ANGRY ETHNICS!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Chairman Risus

I once threw up an entirely intact orange. No idea how it got back together.

True story.

-Kel-

Quote from: Demon Sheep on March 11, 2010, 08:54:44 PM
I would rather puke than lay still and be miserable for a day. Puke once or twice, sleep all day, be fine the next morning.


Feel better Dok. Milk and toast? Usually works for me.

that's what i did on tuesday, minus the puking. I had something attacking my lungs, so went home and slept all day.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
I hate puking so much. It totally wrecks me; I become a complete and utter crying mess, I wet myself, blood vessels in my eyes burst, and my throat burns for days.

Which makes it really unfortunate that I will pretty much barf at the drop of a hat.



I puke like I'm screaming at someone.

I'm all like ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!  And then I'm done.  Doesn't bug me a bit.
Molon Lube

Jasper

I'm kind of in between.  I dislike vomiting, but the nasty mouth bothers me more than the act.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 12, 2010, 12:56:25 AM
I'm kind of in between.  I dislike vomiting, but the nasty mouth bothers me more than the act.

I find it about as annoying as a sneeze.
Molon Lube