I'm in your forum RWHNing your Apple Talk

[AFK]

I'm "working" from home today, so....

Ask me anything!

Or tell me a joke.

Or give me recommendations on how to manage my new job with people I can just barely tolerate.

Or whatever you wanna do here....

[Suu]

IS THERE BABBY?

[AFK]

Not yet.  That's kinda why I'm "working" from home.  For awhile last night, the contractions were getting closer together.  LWHN stayed the night with Mom-in-law just in case we had to make a middle-of-the-night dash to the hospital.  Alas, they ebbed, though it seems to be coming and going.  My wife is home today and I'm hanging around just in case.  Hopefully it happens sometime soon.  She's pretty darned uncomfortable. 

[Suu]

What name did you end up picking, btw? If you don't mind sharing with the class.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.

[AFK]

If he ever decides to become a bricklayer, he will have a very appropriate name.  

[Suu]

Mason? Hiram? BAC Local #11?

[LMNO]

If he ever decides to become a bricklayer, he will have a very appropriate name.  

Shithouse?

[AFK]

One of you is right.  Though it would've been funny to name him Mortar.

"One doesn't just walk into Mortar's room....."

Okay, so it's funny to me. 

[Freeky]

Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.

[MMIX]

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

And on a more serious note - I love the thread header because thats how I always 'hear' RWHN, as "Rune", because it looks Welsh so I think it deserves a Welsh pronunciation; just a thought to pass a few moments in what sounds likely to feel like a looooong day


PS.What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.

[Freeky]

I always pronounce it "Rue Win" in my head. Which is very close to "ruin."

Good luck with your new babby, RWHN!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

[Suu]

One of you is right.  Though it would've been funny to name him Mortar.

"One doesn't just walk into Mortar's room....."

Okay, so it's funny to me. 

I knew it. You DID name him after a labor union!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Two muffins are baking in the oven, when one turns to the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other looks over and screams, "WHOA, A TALKING MUFFIN!"