The PAth of Chaos

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

See, Part Two is finished! It is here in the Literate Chaotic.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=681

Comments? Additions?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Bump!

I needed to read this. it made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me piss my pants

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Bump!

I needed to read this. it made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me piss my pants

Whoa!

I am not responsible for anyone's errant bladders, though it may contain nicotine.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Bump!

I needed to read this. it made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me piss my pants

Whoa!

I am not responsible for anyone's errant bladders, though it may contain nicotine.

Between Mother Nature and Father Time and giving birth to a 9lb 6oz boy, no one is taking responsibility for my bladder.  It's OK, unless I have to pee and decide to sneeze or cough or laugh...

[Ghost In The Machine]

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In ancient times an ancient sage gathered together his disciples and admonished them to look after themselves for he would leave them soon. "oh, great master, please leave us with your ultimate teaching so that we can continue in your way." He responded "Never whistle while you're pissing. Never believe what your hear."

But I LIKE to whistle while I'm pissing.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

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In ancient times an ancient sage gathered together his disciples and admonished them to look after themselves for he would leave them soon. "oh, great master, please leave us with your ultimate teaching so that we can continue in your way." He responded "Never whistle while you're pissing. Never believe what you hear."

But I LIKE to whistle while I'm pissing.

That's just foul. Stand still a moment. It's easier for me to sight when the target is stationary.

[agent compassion]

404'd!!!!!!!!!!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

The whole thing on the Mafia site: http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/ThePathOfChaos.html