Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://www.wptz.com/news/22826310/detail.html

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

For a second there, I thought this was going to be about jaywalking...

Well, I guess this means that the giant wall separating the US from Canada is behind schedule.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, they had to do something.  This creeping Canadianism is getting completely out of hand.

And people have to stay in their assigned box.  I mean, WTF?  American pizza isn't good enough for him?

[Remington]

Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

[Doktor Howl]

Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   

[Remington]

Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!  

Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

[Doktor Howl]

Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!  

Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

Newfoundland is different.  We are not contaminated by your hideous mainlander ways.  We lead a simple life of alcoholism, seal-clubbing, and bad Irish music.

[Elder Iptuous]

Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!  

Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

We are eating Liberty Ham on our pizzas, thankyouverymuch!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

IS NOT BACON... THAT SHIT IS HAM