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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 17, 2010, 04:07:17 PM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk

#1
March 17, 2010, 04:12:33 PM
For a second there, I thought this was going to be about jaywalking...

Well, I guess this means that the giant wall separating the US from Canada is behind schedule.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Doktor Howl

#2
March 17, 2010, 04:12:54 PM
Well, they had to do something.  This creeping Canadianism is getting completely out of hand.

And people have to stay in their assigned box.  I mean, WTF?  American pizza isn't good enough for him?
Molon Lube

Remington

#3
March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

#4
March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Molon Lube

Remington

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March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 04:28:43 PM by Remington
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

#6
March 17, 2010, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

Newfoundland is different.  We are not contaminated by your hideous mainlander ways.  We lead a simple life of alcoholism, seal-clubbing, and bad Irish music.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

#7
March 17, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

We are eating Liberty Ham on our pizzas, thankyouverymuch!

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

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March 17, 2010, 05:06:27 PM
IS NOT BACON... THAT SHIT IS HAM
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