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Started by Suu, March 18, 2010, 02:04:14 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 18, 2010, 07:29:16 PM
I got home from work at 12:30 AM.  No St Patty's Day celebrating for me, though I don't really anyway.  I have actually punched someone in the face for pinching me because I wasn't wearing green.

Good.  It's not half of what I'd have done.
Molon Lube

BADGE OF HONOR

I was at work, I didn't want an "incident".  Fortunately nobody fucked with me this year.  I seem to have gotten a reputation.   :lulz:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

I wore my hot green vintage Rays jersey. So not only could it cause blindness, but it was also an opposing team to all the cliche green Boston swag.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

I just yawned and smelled Jameson. Ick.

At least my liver gets a rest until tomorrow. Then it's zeppole and sambuca for St. Joseph's Day.


-Suu
It's not bad being a mixbreed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 07:28:00 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 18, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
dimo should have called the cops on his too-drunk-to-drive psycho ex and gotten her slapped with a DUI.


:lulz:

It crossed my mind, but I am not a cop caller. Only if there is the threat of serious physical harm to a helpless individual will I ever even consider it.

This is an ultra-correct motorcycle. Calling the cops is just a blatant admission of weakness and/or laziness.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?

This.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne

I had a shitty-ass'd time at my emo cousin's party on the weekend, that was pretty much my "St Paddy's Day" fest...the actual day I spent working and went to my kid's orchestra concert which was fucking kickass.  Had a Guinness and felt meh about it with dinner.  I really only like Guinness from tap, I've found.

Dimocritus

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 03:53:13 PM

This is an ultra-correct motorcycle. Calling the cops is just a blatant admission of weakness and/or laziness.

Agree'd. Although, I did bluff and told her I was gonna call the cops with the hopes that it would shut her the fuck up. It didn't.

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:46:48 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:43:45 PM
hey dimo if you think she got your facebook passsword, why not just change the password to be sure?

This.

I just did.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Fuck everyone who drove drunk. That is all.

the last yatto

maybe sign her up for MADD's newsletter or AA programs
hehe maybe even have her new sponsor show up at her house
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

East Coast Hustle

sign her up for rent-a-friend.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.

I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


PeregrineBF

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:34:58 AM
I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.

I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.

A while back I saw a device that clipped behind the ear. It had a mercury position switch, a battery, and a capacitor. If your head tilted too much (nodding off) it would discharge the capacitor through the back of your neck. This may be a terrible idea, but it's an amusing wake-up concept.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 20, 2010, 05:38:25 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 20, 2010, 04:34:58 AM
I didn't drink much at the show, but I drove really tired. Really REALLY tired. Scared of nodding off tired.

I was glad there was hardly anyone on the road because at midnight most of the serious partiers were just getting going.

A while back I saw a device that clipped behind the ear. It had a mercury position switch, a battery, and a capacitor. If your head tilted too much (nodding off) it would discharge the capacitor through the back of your neck. This may be a terrible idea, but it's an amusing wake-up concept.

That IS kind of funny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."