Fetishes

[Jasper]

Oh, duh.  *forehead smack*

LIBRARIANS.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, duh.  *forehead smack*

LIBRARIANS.

Shit yeah.

[Jasper]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

[Kai]

Oh, duh.  *forehead smack*

LIBRARIANS.

I'd say "HELL YES!" but it would be way too much of an oedipus complex for me. 

[Jasper]

"Archival Clerks"?

[Doktor Howl]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Gotta have the large glasses, though.

[Triple Zero]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Blowup dolls also have that problem.

You solve it in the same way, too.

Duct-tape.

[Doktor Howl]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Blowup dolls also have that problem.

You solve it in the same way, too.

Duct-tape.

I keep forgetting what a vile person you are.   

[Jasper]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Blowup dolls also have that problem.

You solve it in the same way, too.

Duct-tape.

I just had this great mental image of a hot librarian fucking a blow-up doll, and them both "Shh!" ing at each other.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

:O

I also like having Payne in physical proximity rather than 404 miles away.

Otherwise sex is just assisted fapping.

[Elder Iptuous]

Pixie,
G-spot cock rings?!  please to explain.  i get the feeling i'm missing out on something interesting...

[Doktor Howl]

:O

I also like having Payne in physical proximity rather than 404 miles away.

Otherwise sex is just assisted fapping.

Awww

[Kai]

Of course, the downside is when they go "Shh!" in bed.

Gotta have the large glasses, though.

Hell. Yes.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Ippy, they are disposable, we got one from a website, you place on penis in appropriate location and cover with condom. Then cue screaming woman and lazy but smug man. Was an awesome birthday gift.   

[Elder Iptuous]

still don't get it.  with gspot being internal and requiring some decent upward pressure, i would think the cock ring would have to be a couple inches down the shaft and stick up a bit, which would make for difficulty coming back out?
you're not talking about clit stimulation cock rings, right?




Oh, also....
forgot.  sex with intention of pregnancy is HAWT.
there's a little something extra visceral about trying your damnedest to really sow your seed.
in the current day, it actually seems a little taboo, as well! 
there's some people, that if you casually tell them you fucked her in the ass, they'd smile and say, 'that's nice.', but if you tell them your trying to get pregnant, they're a bit horrified....
ehheh