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Started by notathing, March 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM

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Freeky

#195
March 19, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:

Cain

#196
March 19, 2010, 07:55:51 PM
So, 58.5%, on the 1000 question test.

Doktor Howl

#197
March 19, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:

Yes.  Little Miss Naive Prude Schoolgirl Saspirilla Drinker Smith.  <--- your new name.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#198
March 19, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
 :x :cry:

Pope Pixie Pickle

#199
March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.

I need more restraint kit. Bondage tape is good and cheap.

BADGE OF HONOR

#200
March 19, 2010, 08:00:01 PM
Bondage tape can be pretty damn awesome!  Apparently it feels intolerably weird when peeled off of, uh, moist skin.
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Freeky

#201
March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.


Not without a willing participant. :argh!:

Doktor Howl

#202
March 19, 2010, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.


Not without a willing participant. :argh!:

Or proper engineering skills.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#203
March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Nast

#204
March 19, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:

I like to lie back and think of England.

:fap:
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Freeky

#205
March 19, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.


Not without a willing participant. :argh!:

Or proper engineering skills.

<...<     >...>

What?

Dysnomia

#206
March 19, 2010, 08:13:17 PM Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 08:33:56 PM by Sparkley Pink Shit
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:

I like to lie back and think of England.

:fap:

flat on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!   :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

#207
March 19, 2010, 08:21:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 08:00:47 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.


Not without a willing participant. :argh!:

Or proper engineering skills.

<...<     >...>

What?

Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.
Molon Lube

Storebrand

#208
March 19, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#209
March 19, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?
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