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Started by notathing, March 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM

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Freeky

That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:

Cain

So, 58.5%, on the 1000 question test.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 19, 2010, 07:54:08 PM
That quiz told me I am not freaky enough. Do I have to change my name now? :sad:

Yes.  Little Miss Naive Prude Schoolgirl Saspirilla Drinker Smith.  <--- your new name.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Pope Pixie Pickle

Nah, it can be worked on.

I need more restraint kit. Bondage tape is good and cheap.

BADGE OF HONOR

Bondage tape can be pretty damn awesome!  Apparently it feels intolerably weird when peeled off of, uh, moist skin.
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Freeky

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 19, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
Nah, it can be worked on.


Not without a willing participant. :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Dysnomia

my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Nast

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:

I like to lie back and think of England.

:fap:
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Freeky


Dysnomia

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Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 19, 2010, 08:04:38 PM
my favorite kink is having sex only if married, in the missionary position, and strictly for procreation.

:fap:

I like to lie back and think of England.

:fap:

flat on your back, point your heels to Jesus, and think of handbags!   :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Storebrand

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?
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