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Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!

Started by Lies, March 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM

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Lies

To the security screeners at the Yakima Air Terminal, the device in the belongings of a departing passenger looked like a grenade. That prompted the brief evacuation of about a dozen people from the terminal Tuesday evening.

Military bomb technicians from the Army's Yakima Training Center were called.

Yakima police Sgt. Tim Bardwell says the item carried by a 23-year-old California man was actually a commercially purchased marijuana grinder.

The man was arrested for investigation of drug possession. Bardwell says the grinder contained a substance that appeared to be marijuana.

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This is why drug education is important.

Confusing Stoners with Terrorists, it's almost as if they're *trying* to associate the two.
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Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
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Lies

#1
Actually, to be fair, this is what they probably found, and if it is what they found, I don't blame them for being a little paranoid, and the stoner who had that with him is a fucking idiot.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

the handle flips up and you use that to spin it around, seen it at the smoke shops...

but if you notice the threads are on the inside
so its really just going to waste all the keith your collecting in the bottom
it probally has a good amount even if the guy thought it was empty
which is why that guy is so fucked

small scissors seems to work best, yet none of the shops carry them
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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I've never seen a grinder that looked like that before.  I've got a couple of them and they don't look like that.

I agree, the carrier is an idiot to try and carry that on a plane.
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Cain

Anyone who brings drug paraphenalia to an airport is probably too stupid to be allowed out on their own.

Let alone if it looks like a weapon...

-Kel-

Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2010, 03:11:58 PM
Anyone who brings drug paraphenalia to an airport is probably too stupid to be allowed out on their own.

Let alone if it looks like a weapon...

i concur

Dimocritus

Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
the handle flips up and you use that to spin it around, seen it at the smoke shops...

but if you notice the threads are on the inside
so its really just going to waste all the keith your collecting in the bottom
it probally has a good amount even if the guy thought it was empty
which is why that guy is so fucked

small scissors seems to work best, yet none of the shops carry them

Interesting. We use the term "Keif" in RI. I never knew there was a variation of the word, and I've always wanted to know where the term originated from. Which one of us is doing it wrong?
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the last yatto

well since keith is a person,
and that i, a spag, usually spell things how they sound...

HAHA both of us is wrong its كيف
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Dimocritus

Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 06:40:18 PM
well since keith is a person,
and that i, a spag, usually spell things how they sound...

HAHA both of us is wrong its كيف
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief


Huh. Interesting. Thanks for that.
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notathing

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Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM

Yakima police Sgt. Tim Bardwell says the item carried by a 23-year-old California man was actually a commercially purchased marijuana grinder.

The man was arrested for investigation of drug possession. Bardwell says the grinder contained a substance that appeared to be marijuana.


b-b-but I thought grinders were for tobacco use only  :x

the last yatto

even tops tobacco comes preshredded
those and the small rose vials are so not for normal use.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Dimocritus

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 18, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
Small rose vials?

They are paraphenalia for one of the more "base" intoxicants.
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