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PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET

Started by Lies, March 18, 2010, 08:48:54 AM

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Lies

March 18, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dimocritus

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March 18, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
That was rather good.
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Jasper

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March 18, 2010, 07:50:11 PM
::is oddly aroused::

Captain Utopia

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June 28, 2010, 04:00:21 AM
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

Sir Squid Diddimus

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June 28, 2010, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 28, 2010, 04:00:21 AM
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

That sounds like a euphemism for a dong  :lulz:

Iason Ouabache

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June 28, 2010, 05:58:49 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 28, 2010, 05:46:01 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 28, 2010, 04:00:21 AM
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

That sounds like a euphemism for a dong  :lulz:
Hey baby, wanna come over and see my Pork Missile?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Captain Utopia

#6
June 28, 2010, 06:40:39 AM
Pffft, Pork Missile?  I'll finish that off with my beef catapult and pork shoulder boulders.

Jasper

#7
July 04, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
I like the idea of taking penis euphemisms and making real versions.

"Bacon Rocket"

:lulz:
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