Why Norton?

[LMNO]

STOP JUDGING ME!

[Doktor Howl]

STOP JUDGING ME!

I wasn't judging, I was simply making an observation.

But you are taking a hell of a risk, exposing your junk near the exhaust system of a car.  That's where the sand gooks take their sustenance, when they cling to the chassis like ticks.  Or so I have heard from an Englishman.

[LMNO]

"sand gooks"?

[Doktor Howl]

"sand gooks"?

Oh yes.  They hunt me.  I have fought the sand gook for thirty years or more.  They know my name.  Their men are impotent with hate and their women smell like a baby's graveyard.

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There are no Antses in Cuba...

[themenniss]

Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED

but.... but.... ugh.

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AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED

but.... but....

CHAIN SMELLS RED?

[El Sjaako]

It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.

[Telarus]

It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.

SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER!  - PD, page 38

[El Sjaako]

SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER!  - PD, page 38

Hill: It's a name I came up with in the old days and never used it much. Its on page 38 of the Principia referring to Vice President Spiro Agnew. I always thought I invented it but now it sounds like a Stan Freberg name now that I think about it. It may have stuck in my preconscious memory from early TV. NORTON CABAL INTERVIEW, P. 5 (I think from the loompanics edition? It's in my Diggory Press edition)

[Telarus]

So which dexter where you referring to, Captain Contextless?


Sidenote: Sweeet - http://sinisterdexter.net/index.php

[El Sjaako]

"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?

[Jasper]

Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?

If Emperor Norton did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

[Telarus]

"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?

Oh, my bad. I thought this was a different thread. 

[Lies]

For those of you who wish to "read more" into lord timothy, apparently here is his "book".

http://www.lordtimothydexter.com/the_holl_pickle_1.htm