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First I was like :x then I was like :lulz: which equals :horrormirth:

Started by Suu, March 22, 2010, 03:39:08 PM

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Doktor Howl

#15
March 23, 2010, 04:54:52 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 04:53:18 PM
Quote from: Kai on March 23, 2010, 01:05:58 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 22, 2010, 09:34:11 PM
Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

No Nigel, those were the Good Old DaysTM, when things were RIGHT with the world, and every person got exactly what they deserved, as God intended.

Also, radioactivity gave you Super Powers, instead of tumors ...

Makes the ants really fucking big, too.

Also, the 1950s were full of liars.  Where the fuck is my moonbase?
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Elder Iptuous

#16
March 23, 2010, 05:53:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 23, 2010, 04:54:52 PM
Also, the 1950s were full of liars.  Where the fuck is my moonbase?

condemned for asbestos  :cry:

Jasper

#17
March 24, 2010, 05:16:06 AM
Sad too, because now it's within our means to go get all that delicious H-3.

Bruno

#18
March 24, 2010, 10:37:18 AM
I think you mean He-3.
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:nigel:
Formerly something else...

Jasper

#19
March 24, 2010, 09:35:56 PM
Yes.

Triple Zero

#20
March 27, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 22, 2010, 09:10:28 PM
"Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist." troof :lulz:
and if you dont believe me, here have a free thetan

I think this is one of those mails that require you to one-up every scenario in it, before you pass it along.

"Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist's wife, who then both plot to murder the psychologist which Billy could have stopped if only he had an army of giant mutant ants like he would have had in the 50s"
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Junkenstein

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April 22, 2014, 08:11:16 PM
Somehow, ended up in this thread.

Considered updating the OP with a 2014 version but the end situation always seemed to be jail.

Oh for the wonderful days of '09 when you only went to prison in half of these scenarios.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.
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