Level 23 Archer

[Dr. Paes]

I use my Talisman of Reverse Thievery to travel back in time and sneakily fill Sigmatic's pockets with the contents of my inventory.

One Cracked Mirror of Seizure.
One Bottle of Water.
One 3% Water Resistant Ring.
One Talisman of Reverse Thievery.

[NotPublished]

I use 1x Writing Feather and compose a message on 1x Writing Parchment and I submit it to the local news paper.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I AM LOOKING FOR PARTY MEMBERS TO JOIN ME ON MY QUEST

HERE IS MY SKILL SHEET

+7 Scout
+5 Humming
+2 Archery
+6 Mining
+5 Elf Jokes
+1 Whispering
+6 Ant Trainer

CONTACT ME VIA CARRIER PIGEON.

Both items vanish upon completion.

[NotPublished]

Hm Level 23 Archer would be a cool title for a Comic ... If only I could draw

[The Wizard]

Anyone willing to cast resurrection on me?

Dr. James Semaj
Dies in every thread

[Freeky]

Can't afford it. However, if you're willing to take a couple of negative levels, I can Raise Dead you.

[The Wizard]

Fair enough. I'm pretty used to being a zombie. Zap me, Freeky!

[Jasper]

*Groan indicating displeasure at the thought of more posts beginning with the word Groan*

[The Wizard]

Tired of that shtick as well. Going to find something else for petty amusement.

[Jasper]

ANAL?

[The Wizard]

Hmm. Could be. I was thinking something more along the lines of further embracing my inner supervillain. Something to ponder...

[Jasper]

The world needs more enemies.  Go for it.

[The Wizard]

Fair enough. Going to research first, to better develop evil persona. Anyway, sorry for momentary derailment of thread, continue with rpg shenanigans.

[NotPublished]

DUE TO FUNDING COSTS DR SEMAJ WAS REVIVED IN A RANDOM SCENE THAT CANNOT BE FUNDED NOR WORDED IN COHERENT ENGLISH.

Semaj your alive! By the God/Goddess/Dieties and/or Hobbits

PLEASE TO BE ROLLING DICE! shouts an overly enthusiastic NP

[The Wizard]

Oh. Cool. (does a little happy dance).

[Freeky]

Fair enough. I'm pretty used to being a zombie. Zap me, Freeky!

SHAZAM! Ok, you're now a 1st level commoner.