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Started by Kai, October 13, 2009, 09:55:03 PM

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Doktor Howl

#45
October 20, 2011, 07:48:34 PM
It's been two years
And still the PAIN swells
bigger than the Beatles
even before Lennon was shot

I told her of my undying love
I told her that we were
made for each other
I told her I was still here

I told her all of this
and she looked at me and said
"who the fuck are you?"
and then she called the cops

Again
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#46
October 20, 2011, 07:52:03 PM
I climbed the highest mountain
I swam the deepest sea
I crossed the widest desert
and she left me for the mailman
because I was never home.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#47
October 20, 2011, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 11:56:30 PM
So I'm alone again
driving my cab at night
because I have nobody
to go home to, and no reason
not to work

But she's not really gone,
She'll be back, she only needs proof
of my love for her
and if proof is what she wants
that is what she'll get

So I drive my cab
and drink my coffee, and think about
that heartless bitch, that whore,
as I peruse with detached interest
the secret service security manual

HAR!  Forgot this one.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
October 21, 2011, 03:44:02 AM
 :lulz: this thread!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#49
October 22, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
Nobody ever writes emo break up poetry about me...  :cry:

Luna

#50
October 22, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 22, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
Nobody ever writes emo break up poetry about me...  :cry:

Well, stop killing them when you're done with them.

Is HARD to write emo breakup poetry when you've been dissected for SCIENCE!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

#51
October 22, 2011, 01:20:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 22, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 22, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
Nobody ever writes emo break up poetry about me...  :cry:

Well, stop killing them when you're done with them.

Is HARD to write emo breakup poetry when you've been dissected for SCIENCE!
BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GUTS LOOK LIKE!  :crankey:

Luna

#52
October 22, 2011, 01:21:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 22, 2011, 01:20:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 22, 2011, 01:19:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on October 22, 2011, 12:16:00 AM
Nobody ever writes emo break up poetry about me...  :cry:

Well, stop killing them when you're done with them.

Is HARD to write emo breakup poetry when you've been dissected for SCIENCE!
BUT I NEED TO KNOW WHAT GUTS LOOK LIKE!  :crankey:

I'm just saying, maybe leave one breathing long enough to write emo breakup poetry, THEN dissect.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

WretchedChan

#53
October 23, 2011, 05:55:10 AM
My heart is the blackest of black.
No dye, no stain compares to the inky night of my soul.

My head aches--flooded with memories
MEMORIES, BITCH
Of promises never kept,
scenes from days spent believing your lies

Who are you?
Who are you to come here
find me
break everything

WHORE

I never considered the word before:
a word reserved for one who pleasures herself for no pay
like a train wreck
no lights
no sirens
just the cold, grey, metallic smash
metal on metal
my heart in a million fragments on pavement.

Pleasures herself

It fits.

whore.

navkat

#54
October 23, 2011, 05:57:34 AM
I hope you realize I plan to have fun with this shit. Fuck it: if I had to go down, I'ma get my pennies out of that motherfucker.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
October 23, 2011, 06:16:48 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#56
October 24, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Bestest fread EVAH.  :lulz:

You WHORE
If it wasn't for me,
You wouldn't have moved to a new city
And started a new life
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IS BECAUSE OF ME

I saw you at the food court
Your legs were crossed and you were jiggling your foot
I know that's how women jack off
Admit it baby, you saw me, you want me

That guy you're seeing, he doesn't love you
His love could never walk through a court order
And come right in your house and shit in your purse
You need a REAL man

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Kai

#57
October 25, 2011, 01:01:56 AM
What the fuck.  :lulz:

Edit: I completely forgot about this thread.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

navkat

#58
October 25, 2011, 01:54:37 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 24, 2011, 03:49:13 PM
Bestest fread EVAH.  :lulz:

You WHORE
If it wasn't for me,
You wouldn't have moved to a new city
And started a new life
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IS BECAUSE OF ME

I saw you at the food court
Your legs were crossed and you were jiggling your foot
I know that's how women jack off
Admit it baby, you saw me, you want me

That guy you're seeing, he doesn't love you
His love could never walk through a court order
And come right in your house and shit in your purse
You need a REAL man



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