The Shame Thread.

[Doktor Howl]

I FEEL LIKE A TRAIN WRECK AT 5 AM REGARDLESS.  I NEED TO RECALIBRATE THE SICK - O -METER.

PUKE TEST YOURSELF.

[Elder Iptuous]

I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SICK DAY WHEN SICK

You can easily make up for that, by taking two sickys, when you are feeling too fine to go into work, for every one, where you feel too shitty to go in, but still do.

Plus, you don't want to go in when you're feeling good, because those bastards are probably all infectious now!

[Richter]

I FEEL LIKE A TRAIN WRECK AT 5 AM REGARDLESS.  I NEED TO RECALIBRATE THE SICK - O -METER.

PUKE TEST YOURSELF.

3 FT. HORIZONTAL.  CLEARED THE BOOTS.  NO NOSE EXPLUSION, ONLY SIDESTREAM CONTAMINATION TO BEARD.
(WOO PUNK ROCK!)

[Doktor Howl]

I FEEL LIKE A TRAIN WRECK AT 5 AM REGARDLESS.  I NEED TO RECALIBRATE THE SICK - O -METER.

PUKE TEST YOURSELF.

3 FT. HORIZONTAL.  CLEARED THE BOOTS.  NO NOSE EXPLUSION, ONLY SIDESTREAM CONTAMINATION TO BEARD.
(WOO PUNK ROCK!)

SOUNDS HEALTHY.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dreamt that I worked in a Costco in which the Chinese were invading Korea, and then I noticed that a bunch of stuff had been relabeled, and woke myself up giggling at a camp stove that had been labeled "Nazi Glue Pen".

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SICK DAY WHEN SICK

You can easily make up for that, by taking two sickys, when you are feeling too fine to go into work, for every one, where you feel too shitty to go in, but still do.

Plus, you don't want to go in when you're feeling good, because those bastards are probably all infectious now!

Solution: go to work only when sick. If you have too few sick days on which to be healthy, bring in booze to counter it.

[Jasper]

I dreamt that I worked in a Costco in which the Chinese were invading Korea, and then I noticed that a bunch of stuff had been relabeled, and woke myself up giggling at a camp stove that had been labeled "Nazi Glue Pen".

Hahahaa, damn!  I envy people who get awesome weird dreams. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dreamt that I worked in a Costco in which the Chinese were invading Korea, and then I noticed that a bunch of stuff had been relabeled, and woke myself up giggling at a camp stove that had been labeled "Nazi Glue Pen".

Hahahaa, damn!  I envy people who get awesome weird dreams. 

Sometimes my dreams are extremely boring and lifelike and I can't tell them apart from real life, but sometimes they are really surreal and out there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The Chinese invasion was really gruesome, though. They decimated and burned a lovely village in the Housewares section, but luckily most of the inhabitants were able to flee to Yard & Garden.

[Jasper]

Wow.

[Brotep]

I HAVE ENACTED FORM/CONTENT DISAGREEMENT

[Iason Ouabache]

I FEEL LIKE A TRAIN WRECK AT 5 AM REGARDLESS.  I NEED TO RECALIBRATE THE SICK - O -METER.

PUKE TEST YOURSELF.

3 FT. HORIZONTAL.  CLEARED THE BOOTS.  NO NOSE EXPLUSION, ONLY SIDESTREAM CONTAMINATION TO BEARD.
(WOO PUNK ROCK!)

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

I HAVE NOT PUKED IN OVER TEN YEARS. 

I am ashamed of my iron stomach.

[BadBeast]

I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SICK DAY WHEN SICK

You can easily make up for that, by taking two sickys, when you are feeling too fine to go into work, for every one, where you feel too shitty to go in, but still do.

Plus, you don't want to go in when you're feeling good, because those bastards are probably all infectious now!

Solution: go to work only when sick. If you have too few sick days on which to be healthy, bring in booze to counter it.

Or even better, go to work, only when drunk. This makes it easier to do, day after day, as much of the tedium gets forgotten, or lost in a haze of alcoholic blackouts.

[Richter]

I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SICK DAY WHEN SICK

You can easily make up for that, by taking two sickys, when you are feeling too fine to go into work, for every one, where you feel too shitty to go in, but still do.

Plus, you don't want to go in when you're feeling good, because those bastards are probably all infectious now!

Solution: go to work only when sick. If you have too few sick days on which to be healthy, bring in booze to counter it.

Or even better, go to work, only when drunk. This makes it easier to do, day after day, as much of the tedium gets forgotten, or lost in a haze of alcoholic blackouts.

Going to work drunk would be letting the fuckers get off EASY.  We cannot have that.  There are standards to consider.

[BadBeast]

I'M TOO DUMB TO TAKE A SICK DAY WHEN SICK

You can easily make up for that, by taking two sickys, when you are feeling too fine to go into work, for every one, where you feel too shitty to go in, but still do.

True enough. My habit of letting those standards slip, could very well be why I am "between jobs" at the moment.

Plus, you don't want to go in when you're feeling good, because those bastards are probably all infectious now!

Solution: go to work only when sick. If you have too few sick days on which to be healthy, bring in booze to counter it.

Or even better, go to work, only when drunk. This makes it easier to do, day after day, as much of the tedium gets forgotten, or lost in a haze of alcoholic blackouts.

Going to work drunk would be letting the fuckers get off EASY.  We cannot have that.  There are standards to consider.

Maybe losing sight of those standards, is why I find myself "between jobs" at the moment.

Must remember to drink moar!