The Shame Thread.

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I DIDN'T GO TO DoD BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED OF MY CONDITION AND WAS SURE SOMEONE WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT FROM THE WAY I WINCE.

[Doktor Howl]

I HAVE BEEN PUSHING THE REFRESH BUTTON FOR HOURS, EXPECTING SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING.

I DO NOT LEARN QUICKLY.

SHAAAAAAAAAAME!

[AFK]

I'm drinking hot cocoa instead of death coffee

4 SHAME!!!!

[Luna]

I just spent 20 minutes reading this whole thread.

People on the bus with me are looking at me oddly...

[AFK]

"Weeeeeee!!!!"
  /

[Richter]

 

I forgot about this

[Freeky]

I ALLOWED SOME POOR SAP AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME "NO, THANK YOU" WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA PUT THE RAEP TO HIM.


SHAME SHAME OH THE TERRIBLE SHAME.

[Luna]

I ALLOWED SOME POOR SAP AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME "NO, THANK YOU" WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA PUT THE RAEP TO HIM.


SHAME SHAME OH THE TERRIBLE SHAME.

IF HE SAID "NO, THANK YOU," HE DID NOT DESERVE THE FREEKYRAEP.

[BadBeast]

I ALLOWED SOME POOR SAP AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME "NO, THANK YOU" WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA PUT THE RAEP TO HIM.


SHAME SHAME OH THE TERRIBLE SHAME.

IF HE SAID "NO, THANK YOU," HE DID NOT DESERVE THE FREEKYRAEP.

IF HE'D SAID "YES PLEASE, YOU BAAAAD GRRL" IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TEH PROPER RAEP THOUGH.

[Freeky]

I ALLOWED SOME POOR SAP AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT TO TELL ME "NO, THANK YOU" WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS GONNA PUT THE RAEP TO HIM.


SHAME SHAME OH THE TERRIBLE SHAME.

IF HE SAID "NO, THANK YOU," HE DID NOT DESERVE THE FREEKYRAEP.

I THINK YOU MISINTERPRET HERE THE FACT THAT I NORMALLY DON'T GIVE THEM THE OPTION OF SAYING "NO."   

I AM WEAK, NAKED AND ASHAMED.

[BadBeast]

TO MY SHAME, WHILST PERUSING THIS THREAD, I FOUND MYSELF USING THE DEVIL'S IPAD OF VISUALISATION, THAT I LEARNED FROM THE FILTHY WICCANS, I AM STANDING OVER THE WEAK, NAKED AND SHAMED FREEKY.
I LISTEN SCORNFULLY TO HER  REMORSEFUL AND IMPASSIONED PLEAS FOR CLEMENCY, AND FEEL MYSELF BECOME CURIOUSLY AROUSED. "BAD GIRL IS BAD!"  I SAY, WITH MORE CONVICTION THAN I FEEL.

I GLANCED AROUND PENSIVELY FEARING THE FABLED MEATHAMMER, BUT SEEING NOTHING BUT FREEKY'S QUIVERING, SOBBING, NAKED AND IRRESISTIBLE FLESH BEFORE ME, I FORGOT MYSELF MOMENTARILY, AND PUT THE GALLOPING RAEPS TO HER! OH LORDY! I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE, BUT HEY. . . . FIRST I WAS LIKE,  THEN I WAS LIKE,  AND THEN I WAS LIKE,

BLESS THOSE WICCANS FOR THEIR TRICKSY MAGHDJICKS, THE FREEKY HAS STOPPED HER SOBBING, AND IS NOW SQUEAKING LIKE A BABY OTTER.    THEN WITH AN MIGHTY GUTTERAL GROWL, SHE YELLS, YESSS! I HAVE AAAAABSOLUUUTION! SHE OPENS HER PRETTY BLUE EYES, SQUINTS AT ME, AND SOCKS ME ON THE JAW WITH A RIGHT CROSS THAT COULD FELL A RHINOCEROUS. 

I WOKE UP FREEZING, IN A DITCH FULL OF OFFAL OUTSIDE THE BUTCHERS SHOP DRESSED IN NOTHING BUT A TUTU AND A PIRATES HAT. 
DAMN THOSE SMELLY WICCANS FOR . . . . FOR EVERYTHING!

I MOST HUMBLY BEG THE FREEKY'S FORGIVENESS. I KNEW NOT HOW TO FIGHT THE SPELL THEY PLACED UPON ME. I BEHAVED DISGRACEFULLY, CONTROLLED BY I KNOW NOT WHOM, (POSSIBLY RAINBOW, FROM MW)
COMPELLED, LIKE SOME WITCH'S INCUBUS, CONJURED FROM THE PIT! THEN TOSSED ASIDE LIKE A BAG OF OLD CHITLINS. I FEEL SO STUPID AND USED! *SOBS*    BWAAAAAH! 

[Luna]

[Suu]

Once again, Badbeast wins the internets.

[BadBeast]

Once again, Badbeast wins the internets.

[navkat]

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ENOUGH COCK IN THE WORLD TO MAKE ME HAPPY. I LOVE COCK SO MUCH, IF I WERE PRETTY ENOUGH, I'D TRY TO BE A PORN STAR.

ALSO, I LIST MYSELF AS BI ON OKCUPID BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN BUT THE FURTHEST I'VE GOTTEN IS MAKING OUT AND TOUCHING AND I'M NERVOUS ABOUT LICKING A VA JAY JAY AND I WONDER IF THAT MAKES ME A COUNTERFEIT BISEXUAL.

I'M AFRAID OF FAILING AT BEING AN EMT BECAUSE I'M SO SCATTER-BRAINED AND MIGHT FUCK UP A PATIENT OR BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE SO MUCH, I WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP A GRIP ON MY EMOTIONS WHEN I SEE DEAD KIDS OR EVEN WORSE, I'LL BE TOO GROSSED OUT WHEN SOMEONE WHO SMELLS LIKE PEE VOMITS ON ME.