The Shame Thread.

[Salty]

The first album I bought with my own hard-earned money was from No Limit Records.
So were several that followed.

[Zenpeanut]

MY HEART RATE SHOOTS UP TO 122 AFTER JUST A RUN AROUND THE BLOCK

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I OWN A COPY OF HAPPY 2B HARDCORE CHAPTER 4...AND I STILL ENJOY LISTENING TO IT.

[Brotep]

I KEEP MAJOR SECRETS FROM PEOPLE I AM SUPPOSEDLY CLOSE TO

[Jasper]

LAST NIGHT I DISCOVERED THAT AROUND 2AM AFTER A TEN HOUR DAY I START BITCHING ABOUT MY DAY IN THE FORM OF BLACK GOSPEL CHOIR.

[Suu]

LAST NIGHT I DISCOVERED THAT AROUND 2AM AFTER A TEN HOUR DAY I START BITCHING ABOUT MY DAY IN THE FORM OF BLACK GOSPEL CHOIR.

This must have been epic.

[Jasper]

I can't actually remember details, but it seemed funny at the time.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I AM ALSO HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO GHOST HUNTERS

TV will rot your brain, and make you more Mormon.  It's true.

At least I still get my magic underwear

Those are modern magic panties. The old magic panties were one-piece and had BUTTONS.

At least it's not as bad as the people who only have sex through a hole in the sheet. Or as good... depending.

Say what?  

And there is my shame, I am sadly undereducated in the ways of the world and ummmm don't know shit about stuff like this....

[Brotep]

I AM ALSO HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO GHOST HUNTERS

TV will rot your brain, and make you more Mormon.  It's true.

At least I still get my magic underwear

Those are modern magic panties. The old magic panties were one-piece and had BUTTONS.

At least it's not as bad as the people who only have sex through a hole in the sheet. Or as good... depending.

Say what?  

And there is my shame, I am sadly undereducated in the ways of the world and ummmm don't know shit about stuff like this....

Ultra-Orthodox Jews.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

90% of the time it annoys me when my children talk to me.

[Salty]

Whoo! I'm right there with you.
I distinctly remember there was something about a discordian parenting book. That sounds like fun.

I joke about my kids all the time in a way that does not get me/them invited to many playdates. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hahaha! Yeah.

I sorta shelved the Discordian parenting book due to divorce and not having enough free time. At some point, I will probably pick it up again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sometimes I feel like a bad parent, but most of the time when they talk it's about something insanely dull like a game or TV or something funny that happened at school that actually isn't funny at all, or asking me for a snack. Plus they tag-team me, which means that if each of them comes up with something to talk to me about every fifteen minutes, I only get a five-minute break between each one. Drives me crazy. Especially when I'm trying to do ebay listings or write or do something that requires any concentration.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Say what?  

And there is my shame, I am sadly undereducated in the ways of the world and ummmm don't know shit about stuff like this....

Ultra-Orthodox Jews.

So goes the rumor, and I wouldn't be surprised if there's some weirdos out there who do fuck through a sheet. However, it's also suspected by some people that the "LOL Jews fuck through a sheet cos they're prudish" thing came about from people seeing the tallit katan (a poncho-type garment made from a rectangular sheet of cloth with a hole cut in for the wearer's head) hanging out to dry.

[Brotep]

Say what?  

And there is my shame, I am sadly undereducated in the ways of the world and ummmm don't know shit about stuff like this....

Ultra-Orthodox Jews.

So goes the rumor, and I wouldn't be surprised if there's some weirdos out there who do fuck through a sheet. However, it's also suspected by some people that the "LOL Jews fuck through a sheet cos they're prudish" thing came about from people seeing the tallit katan (a poncho-type garment made from a rectangular sheet of cloth with a hole cut in for the wearer's head) hanging out to dry.

Hahaha, I have never heard a talit described as a poncho, but for the little one that makes sense.
Still, you would think the hole larger than necessary for intercourse.

To be fair, I don't have confirmation on that between-the-sheets rumor. However, you and I both know that in the Orthodox and Ultra-Orthodox community couples won't even touch when the wife is menstruating. Furthermore, there is a tradition (likely more with Hasidim than Orthodox Jews, as the former tend to be more superstitious) that the man's state of mind when he ejaculates plays a role in determining the nature of the child that will be conceived. So if a man's thoughts are on He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, the child will grow up to be pious, whereas if he is focused on carnal enjoyment, the child will grow up to be lecherous and wicked. Given that and the tendency of "building a fence" around things ("building a fence around the Torah" is the usual phrase, but typically a fence is built around the first fence), the sheet bit does not sound so farfetched, at least among Hasidic Jewry.


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