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YUOR APPLESAUCE IS MADE OF CORN!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, March 25, 2010, 05:24:40 PM

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Bruno

#15
March 25, 2010, 07:45:03 PM
High Fructose Corn Syrup is good for you!

I saw a commercial several days ago that informed me of this, so it must be true.

Ha, found them:

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/4/EEbRxTOyGf0

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/3/KVsgXPt564Q

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/2/7BJJGzbN3fg

The third one is the one I saw.
Formerly something else...

Cain

#16
March 25, 2010, 07:51:53 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 25, 2010, 07:42:15 PM
Somebody scoop that up! We can make it into CORN!

Now you're thinking with portals corn.

the last yatto

#17
March 26, 2010, 09:04:54 AM
nigel,  or anyone else who could apply for a job at a casino
can you explain why your ancestors thought it was a good idea
to teach the whiteman how to farm corn again...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Requia ☣

#18
March 26, 2010, 09:17:17 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on March 25, 2010, 07:45:03 PM
High Fructose Corn Syrup is good for you!

I saw a commercial several days ago that informed me of this, so it must be true.

Ha, found them:

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/4/EEbRxTOyGf0

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/3/KVsgXPt564Q

http://www.youtube.com/user/TrueChristianDOTcom#p/u/2/7BJJGzbN3fg

The third one is the one I saw.

I have the home address of the guy who runs the website mentioned in that ad.  Anybody want it?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
March 26, 2010, 06:24:43 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 26, 2010, 09:04:54 AM
nigel,  or anyone else who could apply for a job at a casino
can you explain why your ancestors thought it was a good idea
to teach the whiteman how to farm corn again...


Where's that plan B cartoon when I need it...

something about failing to fight them off using our military, so we teach them to grow corn so they'll gradually die off from obesity and diabetes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#20
March 26, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Lol, long term plans for domination...

http://www.youtube.com/user/Shyaporn#p/u/40/XLHueWyz4X4

Sorry, only vaguely related.

BADGE OF HONOR

#21
March 26, 2010, 07:40:40 PM
I really want some Doritos now.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

#22
March 26, 2010, 07:45:33 PM
I did take a look at my Mott's this morning, and realized that it may just be the cause of my recent breakout.

FUCKING HFCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#23
March 26, 2010, 07:50:28 PM
My applesauce is homemade :smug:

Seriously though, it's not too hard to avoid HFCS as long as you have a reasonable kitchen.  The worst thing is bread.  That's right, most commercial bread has HFCS in it.  Goddamned bread.  Solution?  Make your own! 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Eater of Clowns

#24
March 26, 2010, 07:53:14 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 07:50:28 PM
My applesauce is homemade :smug:

Seriously though, it's not too hard to avoid HFCS as long as you have a reasonable kitchen.  The worst thing is bread.  That's right, most commercial bread has HFCS in it.  Goddamned bread.  Solution?  Make your own! 

This.  I can largely keep it out of my diet with a little effort.  Although I've been wanting sandwiches lately and haven't made bread in months because I haven't replaced my broken stone.
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Suu

#25
March 26, 2010, 07:58:13 PM
I don't even have the counterspace for a coffee pot or microwave. I'd be damned I try to make bread.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

BADGE OF HONOR

#26
March 26, 2010, 07:58:41 PM
Eh, I just use a cast iron pan, it works on the same principle.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
March 26, 2010, 08:17:30 PM
Most of the time I make everything from scratch but there's a pizza in my kitchen right now that I got from the store.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#28
March 26, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
You just inspired me to bake a pizza in a cast iron pan.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
March 26, 2010, 08:30:08 PM
AWESOME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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