Teabaggers start attacking people, breaking windows, to protest health care

Started by Cain, March 25, 2010, 06:27:02 PM

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Freeky

Also a good plan. I was just htinking to give them Palin on top of a cold, inhospitable land. Also, Canada is between us and them.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
I'm all for letting them secede. Maybe even MAKING them secede.

Only if you give me a place to crash cause I'm pretty sure Utah would secede as well.  :crankey:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Now this might make a good Prank...

www.pleasesecede.com

We could have a petition asking Tea Baggers to convince their states to GTFO.
'comments'
blog
etc...

Thoughts?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Doktor Howl

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Iason Ouabache

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Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 26, 2010, 08:36:40 PM
Also a good plan. I was just htinking to give them Palin on top of a cold, inhospitable land. Also, Canada is between us and them.

Alaska has nice things that the Teabaggers would quickly ruin. I don't want them to ruin the nice things.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

This. 

And get them the fuck out.
It'd be just like having Saudi Arabia in our backyard.  :horrormirth:

Actually, it would very soon be like having Mexico in our back yard.

And just think of how cheap illegal Texan labor would be when they start immigrating here illegally.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

This.  

And get them the fuck out.
It'd be just like having Saudi Arabia in our backyard.  :horrormirth:

Actually, it would very soon be like having Mexico in our back yard.

And just think of how cheap illegal Texan labor would be when they start immigrating here illegally.
It would be like Mexico with an oppresive theocracy, lots of oil, and nuclear weapons. How about we give them something less valuable like Montana or Wyoming?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Freeky

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

This.  

And get them the fuck out.
It'd be just like having Saudi Arabia in our backyard.  :horrormirth:

Actually, it would very soon be like having Mexico in our back yard.

And just think of how cheap illegal Texan labor would be when they start immigrating here illegally.
It would be like Mexico with an oppresive theocracy, lots of oil, and nuclear weapons. How about we give them something less valuable like Montana or Wyoming?

One of the Dakotas, I don't thnk they have much. Except corn.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

This.  

And get them the fuck out.
It'd be just like having Saudi Arabia in our backyard.  :horrormirth:

Actually, it would very soon be like having Mexico in our back yard.

And just think of how cheap illegal Texan labor would be when they start immigrating here illegally.
It would be like Mexico with an oppresive theocracy, lots of oil, and nuclear weapons. How about we give them something less valuable like Montana or Wyoming?

Nope, the Feds paid for those Nukes... Texas doesn't get to keep 'em!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 26, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 26, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:43:20 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

This.  

And get them the fuck out.
It'd be just like having Saudi Arabia in our backyard.  :horrormirth:

Actually, it would very soon be like having Mexico in our back yard.

And just think of how cheap illegal Texan labor would be when they start immigrating here illegally.
It would be like Mexico with an oppresive theocracy, lots of oil, and nuclear weapons. How about we give them something less valuable like Montana or Wyoming?

One of the Dakotas, I don't thnk they have much. Except corn.

They have gold.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 26, 2010, 08:41:01 PM
Now this might make a good Prank...

www.pleasesecede.com

We could have a petition asking Tea Baggers to convince their states to GTFO.
'comments'
blog
etc...

Thoughts?

Bad idea. Even as a joke because they may just take it seriously.

-Suu
Remembers what happened the LAST time states tried to leave.
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I'm just wondering about this one thing. Don't hit me for it. But aren't we all also just a littlebit jealous that these teabagger retards managed to get people on the street and actually DO stuff and say, STOP UNTIL HERE AND NO FURTHER?

Even if it's for a completely retarded goal.

I can't help but think of the Anon/Scientology protests in which the first thing that happened was people shouting DONT USE VIOLENCE OR THEY WONT TAKE US SERIOUSLY!!

What is it, is that how you tell they aren't that evil?
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Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
I'm thinking Texas.

HEY I LIVE THERE

In any case, giving the majority of a state said state is a matter of tyranny of the majority: the states as a whole (super majority) do what one state's majority wants, without regard for the minority in that state.  You can't do that to US citizens (without a good pretense).


Quote from: Triple Zero on March 26, 2010, 10:38:21 PM
I'm just wondering about this one thing. Don't hit me for it. But aren't we all also just a littlebit jealous that these teabagger retards managed to get people on the street and actually DO stuff and say, STOP UNTIL HERE AND NO FURTHER?

Even if it's for a completely retarded goal.

I can't help but think of the Anon/Scientology protests in which the first thing that happened was people shouting DONT USE VIOLENCE OR THEY WONT TAKE US SERIOUSLY!!

What is it, is that how you tell they aren't that evil?

Anonymous basically separated back into its constituent parts before things really drew attention, as I recall:
The fraction that might actually like do violence wouldn't be particularly idealistic, and none with cunning and will to direct violent operations arose.
The idealists and followers persisted (presumably majority followers, since idealists might fight for their cause), long after it was meaningful.  It could still be decent fun, idk.

I remember reading about a change in how they made armies, once...  A change from finding the best and most promising, to finding anyone that'll sign up, conditioning them to follow orders without question and ignore death, and throwing them at the enemy.