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Three meetings in one day...

Started by Doktor Howl, March 31, 2010, 11:06:16 PM

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Batty Kissinger

#15
April 01, 2010, 08:41:59 PM
Jeepers, this beats my work day. The strangest thing that happened to me recently was a drunk coming into my movie store and asking if we had a VHS copy of Avatar.
Blue potatoes are ungainly things
As are red and purple lamb chops
Yet when we eat and creep and fall
We never ask a silent question. --Racter

Cain

#16
April 01, 2010, 09:03:25 PM
Wasn't this a Crowded House song?


Three meetings in one day
Lying in the depths of your imagination
Worlds above and worlds below
The sun shines on the black clouds
Hanging over the domain
Even when you're feeling warm
The temperature could drop away
Like three meetings in one day

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#17
April 01, 2010, 09:06:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 01, 2010, 12:32:18 AM
 Once at six in the morning, a Starbucks barista tried to sell me some kind of stale sugar treat to go with my coffee, and I actually said "I will kill a motherfucker" before I could self-monitor.

As bad as this sounds, it is also tempting.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Jasper

#18
April 01, 2010, 09:49:24 PM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 01, 2010, 09:06:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 01, 2010, 12:32:18 AM
Once at six in the morning, a Starbucks barista tried to sell me some kind of stale sugar treat to go with my coffee, and I actually said "I will kill a motherfucker" before I could self-monitor.

As bad as this sounds, it is also tempting.

I did feel bad for the guy, but not bad enough to not be amused at his reaction.
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