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"Dominance" Pheremone Discovered

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ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 AM
QuoteHuman "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

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How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?
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Cain

#1
April 01, 2010, 02:46:00 PM
I suspect they've already put their orders in.

Cramulus

#2
April 01, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
nice link LOL
Spoiler alert:





it smells like patent leather

LMNO

#3
April 01, 2010, 03:13:29 PM
It's made with bits of real panther.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#5
April 01, 2010, 05:20:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. :lulz:

"YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THIS ARTIFICIALLY SYNTHESIZED DOMINANCE BUTT-JUICE!"

Jasper

#6
April 01, 2010, 05:23:03 PM
Net:  Well played.  :lol:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#7
April 01, 2010, 06:25:37 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#8
April 01, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 AM
QuoteHuman "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

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How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?

Don't be ridiculous, they're already doing it and HIMEOBS is selling it to them.

BADGE OF HONOR

#9
April 01, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
I get all my news from that source.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Doktor Howl

#10
April 02, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I have known this for YEARS.
Molon Lube

Jenne

#11
April 02, 2010, 05:41:23 PM
JENKEM,

It's the the cops are best at, innit?


(don't know why I posted that  :oops:)

Rumckle

#12
April 03, 2010, 12:43:17 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

The pheromone makes people compelled to kiss ass too, I'd a assume.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lies

#13
April 05, 2010, 07:25:16 AM
That's why older siblings always have an urge to fart in their brothers faces. (Or is that just me?)
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#14
April 05, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
I call bullshit on this study!

Dick Cheney demonstrates that the trait clearly goes beyond the age of 67!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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