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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 04, 2010, 07:14:38 PM

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Richter

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April 05, 2010, 09:59:06 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2010, 10:50:33 PM by Richter
I am almost two meters and almost one hundred kilos.

Edit:  Damn. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nast

#16
April 05, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 05, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
I'm 5.9 light-nanoseconds tall.

I weigh 11.67 millielephants.

Is that Imperial or US Customary millielephants?
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Reginald Ret

#17
April 05, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
1.85 meter and about 80 kilograms.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Freeky

#18
April 05, 2010, 11:47:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
I am ten feet tall, and weigh a fucking ton.

Holy shit, you are one hellaciously old dude, George.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#19
April 05, 2010, 11:58:04 PM
On a somewhat related note, I walk at the rate of 9.20018468 × 10-11 parsecs per fortnight


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.
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